Peppito VS. The Omen
OMG! I WANT TO SEE THE OMEN BUT I don't which is weird…Okay this is going to be a bunch of chapters with Pepito…and how he must go up against a well you'll just have to read but he teams up with…The cute and cuddly (Brie: HUGGLES Me: Okay…) Squee, Devi, and…. And…"sparkly eyes" Brie: Am I going to have to do this one? Me: Yes…Please Brie: Okay, everyone's favorite head wound receiving homicidal maniac…"reads card" To kill list: Tom Cruise…umm… Morgan (Me): Oops…Wrong card…hehe.."Shifty eyes" Here… "Hands Brie card" Brie: Will talk about this later…JOHNNY! Morgan: EEEEEEE!"GLOMP"
Disclaimer: I don't own…but I do have JTHM Directors Cut… it all belongs to the big awesome induced Jhonen Vasquez and I'm sorry sir if I couldn't didn't spell it right I forgot how to spell your name…sorry
CHAPTER ONE: THE PREVIEW AND A COMING BIRTHDAY!
It was a wonderful blistering hot heat stroke kind of Saturday and for some unknown reason kids were in school (THANKS TO BUSH!) and for some unknown weird incident involving a bus, squirrel, and a tree Johnny (a.k.a Nny) was substituting coincidentally little Squee and awesomely cool Peppito (am I spelling his name right?) it was last hour and everyone was wondering why the teacher was outside killing some guy with a spork…
Johnny: "walks in covered in blood" Anyway before I was so rudely interrupted…Umm… What was I saying?
Peppito: The implications of human existence…
Nny: Why yes thank you Peppito…As I was saying…EVERYONE IS JUST A THORN IN CUCITITY YOUR PARENTS YOUR GRANDPARENTS! SOON YOU WILL MOST LIKLEY GROW UP AND DESTROY THE PLANET! POWDERED EGGS!
Peppito: Hey Squee
Peppito: Your friend is cool
(BELL RING'S ARGH!)
After Squee and Peppito got their things and are walking home…
Peppito: Um…Would you like to come over on my birthday?
Pepito:Okay (ME:HAPPY MOMENT) It's this Tuesday Well bye see you then
Squee: Kay Oh and lets have a good Summer BYE (Brie: OC! ME: I DON'T CARE!)
LATER AT PEPITO'S…
T.V.: THE OMEN COMERCIAL…
Lady: Damian I'm doing this for you! It's all for you! "Jumps off building because she's an idiot"
Priest guy: I was there the night your son was born…He carries a birthmark a sequence of sixes…
Pepito: Hey! I have a birthmark just like that…but it's not there…It's on my arse
T.V.: THE OMEN THIS TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY! ON 6-6-06
Pepito: HEY I NEVER DID THAT I LOVE MOMMY (Me: HEY IN THIS FIC HE LOVES HIS MOOTIE!)
Mrs. Satan (And her name is Mrs. Satan): What is it dear?
Pepito: Their making a movie about me and they are gonna put stuff in it that I haven't done yet (hint yet) THEY WILL FEEL MY WRATH! (Haha South Park reference)
Senior Diablo (I'm going to put his name just to be nice to Satan): son there are some implications to your plan…like a lawsuit…
Pepito: Can I have some people help me?
Senior Diablo: Fine you can have some friends help just try not to get me sued…
Mrs. Satan: Pepito!
Mrs. Satan: Tell your father thank you for letting you get to go and destroy a movie from being made.
Pepito: Sorry mommy thank you daddy…Can I
Pepito: "GLEE" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
End of chapter one
Brie: Well that was…
Morgan: Good! "Hopeful aw how sweet"
Brie: It sucked
Morgan: "Face fault" Well please review people who read this… let me know
If you liked my sucky story..."sniff" Oh and if you don't review..."pulls out spork" lets just say things could get ugly...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHno...