Title: Milk
Author: kawaii-kirei
Rating: T or PG-13
Pairing: RoyEd

Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist and all of its characters does not and never will belong to me.

Author's Notes: Spur of the moment. XD I don't really know where it came from, but I just had to write it. I tried my best to keep the others IC, so please tell me if they're a bit OOC. I had a lot of fun writing this. X3 Please review!


"There is no way that I'll drink some white liquid that is secreted from a cow!" Edward declared, eyes glaring at that bottle of milk that stood innocently on the table.

They were currently in Roy's office, along with all of his subordinates, with Winry visiting for the holidays.

Winry screamed in frustration, nearly ripping her hair out in the process. "You're so stubborn!" She slammed her hands on the table, got into a glaring contest with Ed that lasted for approximately twenty seconds, before huffing, and stomping her way out of the room, the door slamming loudly behind her.

Al sighed. "Really, brother, why not just try it? For Winry's sake, at least."

Ed crossed his arms stubbornly. "No."

"Boss, it's not a big deal." Havoc grinned, a cigarette poking from the corner of his mouth. "Just swallow it in one big gulp and it's all gone!"

"No." The blonde huffed.

"Please, Edward, at least just a little sip." Farman bowed, hoping that begging would work.

Apparently, it did not. "No."

"Hmm…" Breda let out a thoughtful look. "What about if I threaten to kill you if you don't drink the milk?"

Ed merely stuck his tongue out at him.

A click was heard and everyone in the room stepped away in fear as Riza pointed her gun at Ed's head. "Drink."

Edward shrieked, "NO WAY!"

Roy sighed, standing up from behind his desk and walking towards the blonde, who merely stared at him challengingly. Ed raised an eyebrow as Roy took the bottle of milk, and drank half of it but didn't swallow, before walking towards him.

When Ed finally realized what he was going to do, it was already too late. He could only utter a small squeak of surprise when Roy pulled his chin and crushed their lips together. He shrieked when he felt cold liquid passing through his lips and he tried to pull away but to no avail. With his mouth half-full of milk, he didn't have a choice but to swallow.

Swallowing the white thing was like going through hell.

Making a mental note to beat the hell out of the Colonel later, Edward swallowed all of it, expecting the other to pull away already. But their lips stayed glued to each other, and this time, instead of milk, Roy's tongue slipped past his lips, and Ed moaned involuntarily.

When they pulled away, the first thing Ed noticed was that his cheeks were warm and Roy had this incredibly annoying smirk on his face. "See, Fullmetal, wasn't that delicious?"

"B-bastard." Ed rasped out, face burning.

"Oh my."

Ed's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets as he realized that they weren't alone in the room. Immediately looking around, he saw everyone had a slight tinge of pink in their cheeks, their faces showing their new-found respect for their Colonel.

Havoc shrugged, "Taisa's a genius."

- owari -