Lucius Abraxos Malfoy
To Do List
Received flowers from Severus today
Bouquet of daisies and sunflowers my favorite
Then I read the note
Threw out first: That wasn't very polite of you, my time in prison is very trying
Sounded too much like Draco
Penned second response: I have hired someone to kill you. It will be painful and slow. Have fun in your dead end job.
Chuckled at my pun, I am just so clever
Bribed some guards and sent response
Thank the ministry for allowing me to keep gold in my cell
Told Dementor that was floating by to go bugger himself
Chortled, the bloke couldn't even think of anything to say
Just sent a wave of depressing, happy sucking cold at me
100 on the left
100 on the right
Practice sneer/scowl combo
The ladies love it
Hmm that makes me wonder
Is Narcissa dead yet?
Wrote second letter, contents: If you could be a dear and kill Narcissa as well that would be lovely
Bribed guards once more
Get my shiv to Rodolphus
I think he plans on killing Bella at lunch!
I should probably get suitably dressed
Now should I wear the striped jumpsuit or the striped pants and shirt?
A/N: I definitely think that Lucius is a big softy on the inside; where else does Draco get his Hufflepuff tendencies. So my author notes are getting weird again must be because I'm running on 3 hours sleep, 2 coffees and 2 energy drinks and I worked all day. What fun!
Your mentally exhausted author,