A/N: I know I haven't updated in a while... BUT YAY! 30,000 hits! I'm happy this joined the 30,000 club for my stories. Anyways I decided this would be at least a two parter... enjoy the chapter...

Chapter 21: Anime Con, Arrival

It was a normal ay when Nami came into the room,

"Hey guys I just booked us as guests for an anime panel at Quahog Anime Con!" said Nami.

Everyone stared at Nami.

"You're going to keep all that money aren't you?" asked Luffy.

"I'm not going to say anything." Said Nami.

"That means yes." Said Usopp.

"Either way it's going to be so much fun!" yelled Luffy.

"You changed your mind quickly." Said Nami.

"He'll do that." Said Ace.

And so it was the first day of the con.

"All right!" yelled Luffy, "I have this piece of paper that says the Schedule will never come out!"

"What why won't it come out?" asked Nami.

"I don't know… I think it's reference to Fanime 2011." Explained Luffy.

"I see…" said Peter.

"I bet we're going to have some rather interesting adventures." Said Luffy.

"Why do I have the fact that pointless Crossovers are going to appear." Said Usopp.

Elsewhere in the convention center, a certain group from Virginia who were looking at the map

"Hopefully we can find the real Nami." Said one of them… and that person was Steve Smith.

"We either get our money back or we touch her boob." Said Snot.

"(Getting out money back will never happen.)" said Toshi.

"Hopefully it won't be as weird as that alternate ending to Harry Potter." Said Steve.


Voldemort readied his wand when suddenly. Several bullet holes appeared in his face.

"What just happened?" asked Harry.

He turned around and saw several Navy Seal Snipers.

"It looks the United States Government declared Voldemort a Terrorist." Muttered Harry.

(End of Cut away)

"What just happened!" yelled Barry freaking out because of the cut away.

"Relax Barry, it was just a cut away." Said Steve.

"I'm scared!" he yelled.

"Didn't you go to fat camp around here?" asked Snot.

Nearby another group was Virginia was there, Cleveland and his new family!

Thanks to the fact that this fic has no set schedule and updates whenever Cleveland moved away sometime a while back and got remarried.

Then again Luffy did mention it last chapter so it shouldn't be too confusing.

"Why couldn't I contact my friends…" whined Cleveland.

"Cleveland, stop whining.' Scolded his wife Donna.

"I'm not wing, I'm complaining! Do you want to hear whining?" asked Cleveland.

That was when a Pinkie Pie cosplayer showed up and they bro hoofed.

"Seriously? Why were we dragged along?" asked Roberta, his stepdaughter.

Junior glared at her, "They wouldn't let me come alone." He said, "Even though I used to live in this city. I missed out my chance to hang out with them! I WON'T LOSE IT THIS TIME!"

They all stared at Junior but didn't' say anything.

"This is going to be boring." Muttered Rallo.

That was when a few cosplay girls saw Rallo.

"Oh aren't you a cutie." Said a girl dressed like Bunny Girl Haruhi Suzumiya.

"How old are you?" asked a girl dressed like Sailor Moon.

"I'm 5." Said Rallo trying to be as cute as possible.

"Well you are very cute!" said the bunny girl Haruhi.

The two giggled and walked off.

"I changed my mind…" said Rallo, "I think I'm going to like it here."

Meanwhile Nami finally got the schedule.

"So it going to be a few hours until our panel." Said Nami.

"What should we do?" asked Peter.

"Dealers Hall!" said Luffy.

"Don't spend too much money." Said Nami.

"How much money did you get for this?" asked Luffy.

"That's none of your business." Said Nami.

They went to the Dealers Hall where everyone began to fall over them.

"All right! The Straw Hats are really here!" yelled someone.

"They are so awesome!" yelled another.

"One Piece SUX!" yelled a third person.

There was an awkward silence, "Kill the non-believer!" yelled yet another person.

After some exploring the rest were bored, why? Because nothing interesting had happened.

"Oh man, I haven't been this bored since I found that Doctor Who episode lied to me." Said Peter.


"What? You're just sticking in the closet?" asked Peter, "Aren't you at least going to try to kill him? What the hell!"

(End of Flashback)

"You know what I blame." Said Luffy, "The author pushing herself to write the chapter even though she doesn't want to."

They all stared at Luffy and shrugged.

"How long until the panel?" asked Vivi.

"Two hours." Said Nami.

"HEY!" yelled a voice.

They turned to see, Steve and his group.

"What are you doing here?" asked Luffy.

"We're here to get what we paid for." Said Steve.

"Oh… you want to touch my breast…" mumbled Nami, "What's that over!"

"WHAT!" yelled Barry.

Nami ran away.

"(You fool. You let her get away.)" scolded Toshi.

That was when several girls showed up.

"You actually speak Japanese?" asked one.

Toshi looked at them.

"Come on Toshi, talk to them later!" said Snot as the group went after them.

"Huh… I wonder how they got here." Said Usopp.

"As long as that alien isn't here, I'm happy." Said Sanji.

That was when Peter saw Cleland.

"Cleveland!" yelled Peter waving.

Cleveland saw him in the distance.

"Donna? Can I go play with my friend?" he asked.

Donna sighed, "Fine."

Cleveland squeed and ran off to go play with Peter.

The two met up.

"Hey! You want to go play DDR?" asked Peter.

"Do I ever!" said Cleveland.

Cleveland's family joined them.

"It's so good to see you again!" said Junior.

"Who are you again?" asked Usopp.

"I'm Cleveland's son, remember." Said Junior.

"Wait… how did you age and they didn't?" asked Luffy.

There was an awkward silence.

"Is there anywhere I can hang out that's not filled with nerds?" asked Roberta.

"You're a drag along? Aren't you?" asked a girl approaching her.

"Yes, so what?" asked Roberta.

"What do you think of anime?" asked the girl.

"I couldn't care less about it." Muttered Roberta.

"I see." Said the girl.

She snapped her fingers and two men showed up and dragged her away.

"You will watch all 12 episode of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, you will either love anime or know fear bit the time you are done!" said the girl.

"What are you doing!" yelled Roberta.

They watched as she was dragged away.

"This convention is weird." Said Luffy.

Meanwhile Steve and his friends continued to chaise Nami.

"What am I going to do?" asked Nami, "What am I going to do!"

Nami stopped and then remembered what happened last time.

"Fine, I'll you touch my boob." Said Nami.

"You will?" asked Steve.

"Just be quick about it." Said Nami.

The four were about to do when security came.

"What are you doing to our esteemed guest breast?" asked Security.

"Nothing!" yelled Steve.

"Nothing!" yelled Snot.

"(Nothing)!" said Toshi.

"We were going to touch it…" said Barry.

"Wow you can speak Japanese! That's awesome." Said the security guard getting distracted by the Japanese, "well see you."

"This isn't over." Said Steve.

Nami smirked and walked off.

"Let's come up with another plan…" said Steve.

Sometime later, they were waiting for the panel before theirs to end.

There was an applause and someone from the con met with them.

"Okay, you can stat setting up." Said the guy.

"All right I haven't been this excited since I met the Black Hat Guy from KID." Said Luffy.


Luffy was walking down the street when he saw a stick figure with a black hat.

"Aren't you Monkey D. Luffy?" asked the Black Hat Guy.

"Hey aren't you from that really smart web comic?" asked Luffy.

"Yeah…" said the black hat guy, that was when he lit a match and set Luffy on fire.

"Why!" yelled Luffy.

"I just wanted to see would happen if I set you on fire." He answered.

(End of Flashback)

"All right! IS everyone ready!" yelled Luffy.

"Yeah!" yelled the crew.

"To be continued!" said Luffy.

"What?" asked Zoro.

"Emma decided it was going to be a two parter." Said Luffy.

That's right! It's the best option! So shut up everyone!

"This story is never going to finished it? Is it?" asked Usopp.

"No… it's not." said Chopper.

Next time: It's time for the panel, will it go well? Will Steve and his friends get his money worth or get his money back? Will Roberta go insane from the madness that is Madoka or will she become an anime fan? What will happen? Find out next time!