Disclaimer:Standard stuff applies. I don't own anything from Labyrinth or Star Wars. So there.
Mara Jade Skywalker sliced her way feriously through old Imperial databasis. The information she was looking for was important. It wouldn't save the galaxy or the New Republic or even a life. It was only of importance to Mara. She was trying to find out who her parents were and what had become of them. It hadn't been important before. Now, though, with crystals appearing, as well as the sudden urge to kick small, ugly, annoying creatures she'd never seen, made the need rather urgent. The Force was telling her that if she found her parents, especially her father, everything would all come together.
Mara was jerked out of her thoughts by her husband, Luke, coming up behind her. "Come on," he said. "We need to get over to Han and Leia's. We're all watching a movie together, remember?" Mara sighed. "Alright. Just give me a few moments to freshen up," she said, saving her work and turning off the computer. She then headed into the 'fresher. She looked in the mirror as she brushed her hair back and screamed. Luke ran in quickly. "What's wrong?" he asked. "My ears..." Mara said. "They're....they're pointed!" Luke frowned slightly. It wasn't something either had noticed before. "Just wear your hair down," he told her."
Leia opened the door to let her brother and sister-in-law in. "Come on in," she said. "Han's fixing popcorn, and LeAnn and Jaina are trying to hook up LeAnn's VCR to the holo-player." Luke and Mara both suddenly had a bad feeling about this. That was when the holo player let out a little poof. "We're gonna have to take this to LeAnn's house, guys. The VCR and the holo player are non compatable." Jaina said. And so, the group pushed the buttons on their belts taking them to Earth, to LeAnn's house, where LeAnn set up the VCR to her TV again and popped in the movie, hitting fast forward.
"So, what movie are we watching?" Luke asked as LeAnn fast forwarded through the comercials at the beginning of the tape. And there were a lot. LeAnn grinned evily at them. "Only my favorite movie in the whole world," she said. "Labyrinth." With this, Luke and Mara both let out a groan as they sank onto the love seat. LeAnn just chuckled, and the three of them earned odd looks from Han, Leia, Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin. Artoo warbled questioningly at his master. "Artoo wishes to know if there is something wrong with the movie," Threepio translated. "It's a long story," Luke replied with a sigh.
"It all started when, apparently, LeAnn wished herself away, not thinking it would work, and came to me and Mara for help," Luke stated. "We had to go through that labyrinth to save her, including a trip through the Bog of Eternal Stench.." Mara continued. LeAnn rolled her eyes, creating a crystal which, predicably, freaked out Luke and Mara. "You two are missing the most important part. But I think I'll let Tights explain it to ya," she said, tossing the crystal to the middle of the living room floor, where it exploded into a shower of glitter. When the glitter disappeared, Jareth the Goblin King was standing there in all his glory.