In the Jungle – A Nightmarish Musical

The light dims, then suddenly goes out completely, leaving the room in utter darkness. Then, a bright white light appears in the middle of the room: a spotlight. Music is played. And it begins.

The background vocals come in first: "Ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh . . ."

In stroll two figures in top hats and designer suits – one leg stepping over the other, side step, one leg stepping over the other, side step – until they are in the center of the spotlight. They are both looking down, their hats tipped over so that their faces are covered, snapping their fingers. They move from side to side - one leg stepping over the other, side step, one leg stepping over the other. - Then they look up – a redhead and a violet-eyed man.

Another figure soon follows, wearing the same clothes as the redhead and violet-eyed man. He, too, is snapping his fingers. His face is cast in the shadows of his shiny, black, top hat.

"Ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh ah wee mah weh –"

The third figure snaps his head up, revealing long blonde hair and golden eyes – "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. –"

"Ah wee mah weh, ah wee mah weh –"

"IN the jungle, the MIGHTY jungle, the LION sleeps, TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT."

A boy slides in on his knees, stopping directly under the spotlight as the others fall back into dimmer blue lights.

The blue eyed beauty brings back his head, opening his mouth wide.

"AH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE – EEEEEE-EE-EE-EE-EE. . . Uh-mum-bah-way. . . AH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE – EEEEEE-EE-EE-EE-EE. . . UH-MUM-BAH-WAAAAAAAAAY!"

- - -

Satoshi Hikari jerked upright in his seat, beads of sweat appearing on his forehead.

Turning towards him, a blonde-haired man asked, "Daydream?"

The blue-eyed boy shook his head. "Nightmare."


A/N: Random, I know, but the vision I had was really funny. I hope you enjoyed this short fanfic! And please tell me what you think - I want to know if I had done well since I was trying to write in a different way than I usually write.

Also, you should watch this video, which I've put the link to on my profile! It's really funny and it features In the Jungle. :)