Hello! This is the first short random story here for Shrimps & Kitties. Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...that wouldn't be good...

Enemy Mustang has appeared. Insult towards height. Attack?

Edward uses Angry Exaggerated Comeback.

Enemy Mustang not affected.

Enemy Mustang uses Smirk.

Edward loses 20 dignity points.

Edward uses Annihilation.

Enemy Mustang defeated.

Edward gains 60 height points!

"What do you mean you did this because he called you short? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Alphonse scolded his brother after Edward had beat up the Colonel. Edward pouted and sat in front of Al silent.

"Sometimes I just don't know how your mind works, Brother."

Strangest thing I've thought of but hoped you enjoyed it! Next one coming very soon!