UPDATED AT LAST! Hi Everyone it has been two months. I have been lodaed with Hw. Anyways here is the last chapter of The Happy Family TT. Anywho
before i continue i wish to credit my friend Eddie Striker for helping me with the idea of Sephiroth! However it wan't her complete idea we worked it out together so she
kind of exagerated, and I DIDN'T STEAL HER IDEA! But she helped me and since i'm such a ditz i forgot to credit her in the last chapter. Anywho now that's done, i
hope you all enjoy the last chapter. But remember this isn't the end there will be a sequel of course! So anyways please read and review and most importantly enjoy!
After a few moments the father and daughter separated. "Oh how sweet", said Kagura. (A/N: Yes I know, she popped out of nowhere). "Naraku……", said Sephiroth.
"I'm sorry for what I did", said Sephiroth. "So what should we do about Kanna?", asked Sephiroth. -5 minutes of pondering- "Aha! I've got it!", exclaimed Naraku.
"Stand back everyone", said Naraku as he moved into the center of the room pulled out a scroll and chanted ,
" Oh, she who dwells in the forces of justice and care, please answer my call and arrive as fast as you can upon the air, now she who like i is quite moody,
I SUMMON THEE!
THE HONORABLE JUGE JUDY!!!!!",
shouted Naraku as the whole room became pitch black and then turned into a courtroom. Naraku was plaintiff, Sephiroth was the defendant and everyone else was in the
rows in the back. Bailiff: "In the trial over custody of the girl Kanna the honorable Judge Judy is presiding". Judge Judy stepped out, took her seat as the crowd was
mumbling. "Order in this Court!" she shouted. "Now what is this case about?" she asked. Naraku spoke out
"Your Judyiness, this trial is for custody of our daughter", said Naraku. "I see, very well how does the defendant plea?", asked Judge Judy. "I just want visitation rights
for my daughter, Naraku made a better mother/father to Kanna than I could ever be", said Sephiroth. "And you Mr. Naraku how do you plea?", Judge Judy asked
Naraku."I also agree that he should have visitation rights, However, i wish to have custody over Kanna because my beloved is always somewhere fighting someone, and I
don't want to put my daughter in any sort of danger, as I'm sure he would agree with me", said Naraku.
"Do you agree with Mr. Naraku's testament Mr. Sephiroth?", asked Judge Judy.
"Completely your Judyiness", replied Sephiroth as he glanced briefly at Kanna.
"You could call me your honor…..", grumbled Judge Judy. "Anyways after all this I find that Mr. Naraku will have custody over the girl and that Mr. Sephiroth will
have visitation rights, three times a month", said Judge Judy. "Case dismissed", ruled Judge Judy as she banged her wooden thingie
(A/N: I forgot what those things are called XD!!).
Just then a black portal appeared and the bailiff had already stepped through it. "Thank you your Judyiness!", exclaimed Naraku. "Not a problem, it's my
job", said Judge Judy. And she was about to walk into the portal when she remembered. " I believe you are forgetting something", said Judge Judy impatiently. "What
could you possibly mean?", Naraku said innocently. "My fee!", exclaimed Judge Judy. "Oh that!", Naraku exclaimed acting all surprised. "Oh you'll get a check in the
mail in five hundred years, okay? Bye bye", said Naraku. "Okay then", replied Judy as she walked to the portal. "Hey wait a min-", started Judge Judy but it was too
late, Naraku had already pushed her into the black vortex and the courtroom disappeared along with her, they were back in Rin's bedroom. "Well that's all solved now",
said Naraku as he clapped his hands. "I must go now", said Sephiroth. "Okay dear, don't forget next Monday is my tea party, please stop by for a brief chat and a
biscuit.", said Naraku tearing up a bit. "I won't, goodbye Naraku", said Sephiroth, as his one wing came out and he flew away.
"Good bye, my one-winged chicken", said Naraku as he started crying a bit.
Jakotsu also started to tear up "sniffle I just love happy endings", Jakotsu said to Bankotsu. And that was the end or was it……..it seems our friends have forgotten
someone. "Have you guys forgotten about me?", said Kaguya as she stepped out of the shadows. "You!", shouted Naraku. "Yes, now time to say goodbye!", exclaimed
Kaguya as she started chanting a spell as she raised her sword. "Rin won't let you!", exclaimed Rin as she jumped out from behind her and hit Kaguya with her sword.
"Yes! This is the last time you will interfere with my life, ever again!", shouted Naraku as he blasted Kaguya with an exploding as well as a giant amount of miasma.
"NOOOOOO!", screamed Kaguya. A giant explosion ensued.
"Noooooo, a mere human! and a malaysian transvestite!", said Kaguya as she faded out.
"HEY! SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU SKANKY HOE!", shouted Naraku.
"Ugh! The nerve of some people!", ughed Naraku. "So are you?", asked Jakotsu
"What?", asked Naraku as he turned around. "A malaysian transvestite.", said Jakotsu before he Bankotsu and everyone else started laughing
(Except Kanna, cuz Kanna doesn't do laughs). "SHUT UP!!!!", screeched Naraku.
" OH MY JEEBUS! IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS ROOM WHO HASN"T CALLED ME A MALAYSIAN TRANSVESTITE?!?", screamed Naraku.
"We didn't ", said Sesshomaru and Kagura they raised their hands. "Good, and as a reward you can marry each other", said Naraku in a cheerier mood.
"YAY!", shouted Kagura. "At last! I can be with my Sesshy-kun, and I don't even have to do Naraku in", said Kagura happily.
"Okay then, let's go everyone!", said Naraku happily. "Oh I almost forgot!", exclaimed Naraku. He came over to Rin and asked her very sweetly. "Now, Rin dear, now
tell Auntie Naraku where my makeup is." "Rin does not know", said Rin. "Well try to remember sweetie", said Naraku. "Rin was possessed by demon, Rin does not
remember", Rin answered back. "WHAT!", Naraku screamed as he started running round the room and screaming Ritsu style. "I TRAVEL ALL THIS WAY, MEET UP
WITH MY EX-LOVER, BATTLE AND DESTROY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND, AND BE CALLED A MALAYSIAN TRANSVESTITE , AND MY MAKEUP ISN"T
HERE?!?", screamed Naraku. "Ummmm you mean the make-up that fell from the sky when you defeated Kaguya?", said Sesshomaru as he pointed to the makeup kit
laying on the ground. Naraku was still screaming at the time. "OH MY GOD! IS THERE ANY DECENCY IN THIS EVIL WORLD WE LIVE IN AM SO GONNA-----
--What?", said Naraku as he stopped in mid-rant. "YAY!", yelled Naraku as he ran to the make-up. (Me: OKAY! CUE THE FINAL FANTASY VICTORY MUSIC!).
"At last, after all this way I have you back in my arms my beloved eyeshadow, my revered mascara, my un-paralled eye-liner……", continued Naraku as he huggled his
kit of make-up. Everyone else just slowly backed out of the room...very slowly...
AFTER 20 MINUTES OF MAKE-UP HUGGLING
"Bye Sesshomaru!", shouted Naraku as he and everyone else climbed on to Kagura's feathers. "Good bye Naraku, KAGURA ONLY ONE MONTH UNTIL WE WILL
BE TOGETHER!", Said Sesshomaru, well he shouted out the last part. "Oh my darling Sesshomaru!", Kagura squealed as she sent the feathers flying into the air.
They all flew home and lived happily after the end…….
HECK NO!!!! WE STILL GOT THE WEDDING!
And that's the end of that chapter. And the whole story TT. I really enjoyed writing this story. I hope you enjoyed it!Please review!tay tuned for the sequel.
After all nothing can go wrong at a wedding right? (hehehehehehehehe that's what you think). I also want to thank all my reviewers! THANKS GUYS!
YOUR REVIEWS MADE VERY HAPPYA ND ALSO GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO WRITE EVEN UNDER THE STRESS OF SCHOOL!