Pokemon – The Horny Region
AN – Hello again! This is ANOTHER silly Pokemon story, following the adventures of Ash and pals. It starts of in the Hoenn League Championships, and goes on to the next region, with "different" travel mates. If I tell you that this is rated for Adult Content, can you guess whom his 2 travel mates will be?
The first couple of chapters will be the Hoenn League, and then it will change to the new region
IT IS A COMEDY
Also, I have decided to try something new my writing each chapter from a different persons perspective. It will say the name of that person at the top in bold.
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, except a copy of Pokemon Emerald, Leaf Green etc…
Rated for language, extreme adult content
"We finally made it!" Ash said, looking up at the large red complex in front of him
"Yup!" Brock added, "Time for your Hoenn League Championships!"
"Wow, this is so big," May said.
"Im gay!" Max said (AN – We'll get it out in the open early, eh!")
"Im so gonna win this, right now!" Ash said happily
"Yeah, ok," Brock said, "Lets go get you registered, then checked into a room."
"Im here to register for the Hoenn League Championships" Ash said to the Nurse Joy
"I bet you are!" she said, tiredly
"Huh?" Ash said, "Whats wrong Nurse Joy?"
"Nothing, im just on my Period" she said
"Oh, Nurse Joy, I would drink the blood from your vagina!" Brock said
"That's just plain wrong!" Max said, kicking Brock in the nuts
"Hehe, thanks for making me laugh, little boy."
"About my registering…" Ash said
"Yeah, sure ok!"
Joy took Ash's Pokedex and registered it.
"Wait," she then said, "youre Ash Ketchum? There is a message from Prof Oak to call when you arrive!"
"ok, I'll do that"
"Right, us 3 will go get a room in the hotel." May said, and they left. Ash walked over to the videophone and called Prof Oaks place.
"Professor Oak?" he said, when he answered
"Oh, hello, Ash, im glad to see you got there safely."
"Is that it?" Ash said
"Well, I wanted to know if you wanted to exchange any Pokemon?"
"Yup, I want to exchange my Pikachu, I hate it!" Ash said
"Pika!" pikachu said in surprise
"Im totally kidding, Pikachu!" Ash said, "You know what Prof, im going to stick with my group throughout."
"Ok, and your mother told me to tell you to call her!"
"Ok." Ash hung up the phone and rang his house.
"Mom?" Ash said in surprise. The house was full of people and noise.
"Ashy! Hiya!" Delilah said
"Whats going on?"
"Im throwing a party to celebrate you getting in to the Hoenn League. We're all going to be here, till the end of the tournament!"
"Wow!" Ash said
"Yup, lots of people wanted to come, look!" Delilah moved the cam to show the people
All his neighbours were there, and Tracey. He saw Duplicia, Daisy, Violet and even Erika, the gym leader. He kept looking at the familiar faces, looking for the one he most wanted to see, but couldn't spot her.
"There's someone here who wants to speak to you!" she said, and suddenly the bright, smiling face of a red haired girl filled the screen
"Misty!" Ash said, in surprise
"Great work getting into the tournament, im rooting for you!" she said
"Thanks!" Ash said. He could feel his heart skip a microbeat, and hoped he wasn't red.
He had missed Misty so much in his travels. He liked May, but she wasn't a good enough substitute for Misty. Without Misty, even Brock had seemed annoying. And that little shit Max. God, if Misty was here, she'd have killed him before he got his first badge. He felt great to see her
"Ive gotta go, see ya!" Misty said, and the phone went blank
Ash slowly put down the phone, and stood still for a moment. He looked down at Pikachu, who was looking up at him with a sly look on his face.
"What?" Ash asked
"Pika…" Pikachu said, grinning
"Aw, shut up!" Ash said, and made his way to the hotel
"We managed to get two double rooms opposite each other." Brock was saying, standing in the corridor. The hotel was a big one, and the rooms were reserved for Pokemon Trainers and companions.
"Max and I will share, and you and May, Ok?" Brock asked
"Sure," Ash said, noticing that when he said this, May went slightly pink and smiled.
"Well, lets get set up!" she said, and walked in, followed by Ash.
"Wow!" he said, looking round. It was a huge place. It was more like an apartment than a hotel room. The door opened onto the kitchen, which had a fridge, oven and microwave. Ash opened the fridge to see it full of cheeseburgers and rice balls and noodles, and his stomach rumbled. When May dragged him through to the next room, he gasped again. It was the bedroom. Two twin beds stood against the wall, facing the other side, where there was a medium sized TV. There was a large window also, which opened out onto a balcony. The room also had an en suite bathroom, which had a large square bath and shower etc… It was huge
AN you get the picture
Ash plonked his bag down on the bed nearest the window, and May put hers on the one next to it. A silence came between them. To break it, Ash switched on the TV just in time to see a news reporter say,
"In two days we begin the Hoenn League Championship. Stay tuned for all live coverage! Now, we are going to look at the odds of the top twenty contenders for the Hoenn League
First up is a man named Harry. He came first in the Indigo League and lost to Lance of the Elite Four. He has a total of 45 badges and the odds for him to win are 2/1"
May then said, "Wow, Ash, I wonder if youre in the top twenty."
"I hope so!" Ash said
The first familiar face came at number 9, with a shock
"In number 9 we have Ritchie! This young trainer is only 15, and has got 28 badges. He came in the top 8 at the Indigo League and has beaten many respected trainers. His odds are 16/1"
"Wow! Ritchie!" Ash said
"Who's Ritchie?" May asked
"He was the one who beat me in the Indigo League. He is a great guy!" Ash said
Then, number 10 was also a shocker.
"in number 10 we have Gary Oak, a 16 year old trainer from Pallet. He is the son of the Pokemon Prof Oak. Definitely a one to watch. With 29 badges and some great Pokemon, Gary has yet to make a mark on a tournament."
Ash watched the next trainers, digging his nails into the palm of his hands everytime he wasn't mentioned. Finally, at 20, he came up.
"Last, but not least, we have Ask Ketchum. Ash is a 15 year old trainer of Pallet, and a close rival of fore mentioned Gary Oak. Although a lower count rate, Ash has beaten Gary before, and has faced terrific odds. He has a respectable 24 badges, and is also a one to watch."
May turned off the TV and Ash jumped in to the air. "Yes! Im in the top 20 and the contest hasn't even started yet!"
Just at that moment, Brock and Max came in, "Did you see it?" Brock asked
"Yup, Ritchie and Gary here!" Ash said
"Yeah I saw, tough competition eh?" Brock said
"Doesn't matter, does it, Pikachu? We're going to win this time, I know it!"
"Pi Pika!" Pikachu said
"Well, time to work on some training! We have two days and we have got to be on our toes!"
AN - Well, that was absolute shit. I was just setting the stage. Please bear with it, have i ever let you down?