Title: The Internet is for porn

Date written: started 21/06/06

Author: TanteCarla

Summary: Songfic. One-shot. :)

Author's Notes: Don't sue :p ... Oh and if I made any spell or grammatical errors please let me know J

Disclaimer: Winx Club is owned by Rainbow. The song 'Internet is for porn' is by Avenue Q

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The faeries of the second year had an assignment. They had to choose a subject that interests them and tell about it in class. Today was Tecna's turn to get in front.

"Finally I get to teach a lesson all by myself" she mumbled to herself. "And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern… The internet"

She got in front of the class and started to sing…

"The internet is really, really great!"

At that specific moment Timmy popped his head through a window. And yelled: "For Porn!"

"I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait"

"For Porn!"

"What? There's always some new site"

"For Porn"

"I browse all day and night"

"For Porn"

It's like I'm surfing at the speed off light"

"Fooor Pooorn!"

"Timmy!"

"The internet is for porn"

"Timmy?"

"The internet is for porn"

"What are you doing?"

"Why you think the net was born? Porn, Porn, Porn!"

"Timmy"

Only now he noticed her.

"Oh hello Tecna" he waved happily.

"You are ruining my song."

"I'm sorry" he said ashamed "I didn't mean too"

"Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?"

"Me no talkie" Timmy nodded.

"I'm glad we have this new technology"

"For Porn!"

"Oy, which gives us untold opportunity!"

"For Porn!" Timmy remembered "Oh sorry"

"Right from your own desktop, …"

"For…"

"You can research, browse and shop"

"Hmm?"

"Until you've had enough and you're ready to stoooop"

"FOOOOR POOOORN!"

"Timmy" Tecna was getting really annoyed now.

"The internet is for porn!"

"No"

"The internet is for porn!"

"Timmy"

"Me up all night, hugging me horn to Porn, Porn, Porn!"

"That's gross" Tecna made a face "You're a pervert"

"Ah, sticks and stoned Tecna"

"No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet"

"Ooooh?" Timmy looked at her meaninly.

"What?" Tecna asked reluctantly.

"You have no idea!" Timmy turned towards the windows and yelled, "Ready normal people?"

The other specialists popped out the windows and replied one by one

"Ready--- ready ----ready"

"Let me hear it!" Timmy cheered.

"The internet is for porn!" all the boys chimed in

Helia turned to Tecna

"Sorry Tec"

"The internet is for porn!""I masturbate!" Helia continued."All these guys unzip their flies, for porn, porn, porn!""The internet is not for porn!" Tecna yelled

"PORN, PORN, P---"

"HOLD ON A SECOND!" Tecna yelled and all boys silenced.

"Now I know for a fact that you, Sky, check your portfolio and trade stocks online"

"That's correct." Sky replied

"And Riven, you buy things on Brandon, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay "

"Yes I do!"

"And Helia, you sent me that sweet online birthday card"

"True!"

"Oh, but Tecna, What you think we do . . .after? Hmm?" Timmy asked meaningful.

"... Yeah" the others added and snickered.

"EEEWWWWW!"

"The internet is for porn!"

"Gross!"

"The internet is for porn!"

"I hate porn"

"Grab your dick and double click"

"I hate you men!""For porn, porn, porn!
(Harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn""I'm leaving!" Tecna finally gave up.

"Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn""I hate the internet!""Porn, porn, porn, porn""The internet is forthe Internet is for

the Internet is for PORN!

YEAH!"

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Author's notes: My sister plays this song day in day out and this way a good way to release my frustration :) I hope no one posted one of these on the Winx category. If ya did it wasn't my intention to copy :)