Hammy & Heather.


Heather stared at Hammy. She had always thought he was cute, even though he was 15, a year younger than her. Of course, she thought, he was definetely a little nuts. Heather then formed a plan to ask him out.

Chapter 1

Heather woke Hammy up, and said,"Hey, Hammy. I found one of your missing nuts."

"You did?"

"Yep, its over here, follow me."

Heather led Hammy over to a far away spot.

"Hammy, I lied."


"I brought you over here to ask you something."


"Do you find me attractive?"

"Well, you do need to get this dirt out of your fur."

Heather twitched a vein. I'm surprised his innocence hasn't already been the death of him, she thought.

"No, I mean...Will you go with me?"

"You want to go out with me?"



Chapter 2

Of course, things didn't go so well. Ozzie was happy to hear his daughter was dating, but fainted when he heard it was Hammy.

Hammy & Heather had a good time on their date, and planned another one tomo-
rrow. After the date, Heather kissed Hammy, and pulled away with her into a bush.

"Ooh, ooh! I can burp my ABCs!"

"Hammy! I just really need you to focus now, alright?"


Chapter 3

Ozzie sat alone on a log, staring at the moon. RJ walked over and sat down next to him.

"How ya doing, ozzie?"

"Not so well."



"Ozzie, you need to understand that she's grown up."

"I know. They grow up so fast."

"It'll be okay."

"I hope so, RJ. I hope so."

Chapter 4

Things didn't. Heather and Hammy wanted to get married. But they were t-
oo young, and Ozzie forbid it. They decided to elope. When Ozzie discovered that they had snuck away, he swore to hunt down Hammy.

Hammy and Heather found a tree with a possum who could marry them. They did it. They got married. Hammy had better live in fear.

They snuck back to the hedge, and RJ stopped them.

"You can't, Ozzie is out for Hammy's blood."

"What do we do?"

"I'll help you get to a safe place to stay while I calm Ozzie down."

"Thanks, RJ."

Heather kissed his cheek, and RJ led them to a small hole in a tree.
Stella was waiting for them, and was going to help. Then, Ozzie appeared behind them.

Chapter 5

Ozzie pushed RJ aside and grabbed Hammy by the throat. Heather shouted"
Let him go!"

"Heather, stay out of this!"

"I hate you!"

Ozzie dropped Hammy, and looked over at her, tears in his eyes.


"Just let us be together. We love each other, can't you see that?"

More tears swelled up in Ozzie's eyes.

"I'm sorry."

Heather and her father hugged.


The wedding was wonderful. And the after-wedding party was awsome.

"Ooh, ooh! I can burp my ABCs!"

The End.