A/N: Well another one I haven't updated in years... and I'm half way done with the ones that never got passed chapter 1! Yay! Anyways this was another tough one to write... no wonder it didn't get passed chapter 1... Anyway remember to PM or Review the crossover you want to see me update (that's not already on the list that is) enjoy the chapter...
Chapter 2: Which is Crazier? Team Bo-bobo Meets the rest of the NWC!
It was just a quiet morning… or was it? Ranma just woke up after finding someone hugging him… it was Don Patch dressed in drag.
"What the hell…" he muttered.
He got up, left the room and went down stairs… Kasumi was giving Soun, Genma (in panda form), Nabiki, Beauty and Gasser breakfast.
"How did you sleep?" asked Nabiki.
Ranma didn't answer but asked "Why is that thing in drag?"
"Are you talking about Don Patch?" asked Gasser.
"I think…" said Ranma, "Is he the spiky orange guy?"
The two nodded…
"Are you two the only the ones with an once of sanity here?" asked Nabiki.
Once again the two nodded.
"I think we'll get along…" mumbled Nabiki.
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Gasser.
"Breakfast's ready." called out Kasumi.
That's when the rest of Team Bo-bobo showed up dressed like dogs and began to eat face first.
"Can you please tell me what that supposed to mean?" asked Gasser.
"Hey… why don't you show them around town today." said Nabiki.
"What are you getting at?" asked Ranma.
Akane nudged Ranma, she got it…
"Why are you nudging me?" asked Ranma.
Akane sighed, it was best if Ranma didn't get it for now.
And so later they were exploring the small town… it was then Beauty remembered something.
"Bo-bobo… do you what an Ontological Paradox is?" asked Beauty.
"No… what's that some of cheese?" asked Bo-bobo.
"Just never mind…" sighed Beauty.
"All right then." said Bo-Bobo who was suddenly dressed like an explorer.
"All right we must search for the lost treasure of Nerima." said Bo-bobo while the rest of the team (minus Beauty and Gasser) were dressed like explorers.
"The narrator made the exploring line a few lines ago… you should have dressed up like
that then!" Yelled Beauty.
That when they heard a bell ringing. Everyone turned around to see what it was, but it was too late it was Shampoo wanting a date with Ranma… and she had already landed on his head.
"Ranma you go on date with Shampoo?" asked Shampoo.
"Shampoo! You're going to go on a date with a bottle of Shampoo?" asked Bo-bobo.
For some reason Bo-bobo and a bottle of shampoo was on a date with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler dressed like Italian men singing "This is the Night"
"What just happen?" asked Shampoo staring at the sight with a big sweat drop.
"Don't ask… just don't ask." said Beauty.
"Who they?" asked Shampoo.
"We're from the future here to prevent something from happening to Kodachi Kuno." said Gasser.
"Shampoo see…" said Shampoo, "She die?"
"No… we're here to prevent her from going insane, so her decedent doesn't take over the world." said Beauty.
"Shampoo see…" said Shampoo with a sweat drop, "Shampoo help, maybe Great Grand mother help."
That's when suddenly. Out of nowhere a bucket of water fell onto Ranma and Shampoo. Turning them into a girl and cat.
"What the!" yelled Beauty.
"Okay… what just happened." said Gasser.
"I heard about this… the ascent legend of Jusenkyo." said Bo-bobo who was suddenly dressed like the Jusenkyo Guide, "Thousands of years ago, in china a bunch of Springs were created now whoever falls in there will take the form of whatever drowned there last."
"That what happened to them." sighed Akane, "Ranma fell into Spring of Drown Girl and Shampoo fell into spring of drowned Cat."
"How did you know about?" asked Beauty.
"What it's true? I was making it up." said Bo-bobo.
Beauty didn't know what to say, but she did notice Akane nursing a headache.
"Let's just go find some hot water." she muttered Akane.
"So what's wrong with him?" asked Gasser.
"He's scared of cats." said Akane, "Maybe you should get Shampoo off him."
Beauty managed to grab Shampoo off Ranma-Chan and hold her, Shampoo didn't mind as A. she barely knew Beauty and B. She sensed no fighting spirit within Beauty.
"So it true you're scared of cats?" asked Don Patch.
Ranma-Chan turned around and saw Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler all dressed like cats.
"Your all idiots!" yelled Ranma-Chan punching them away.
"Now that's out of the way." said Gasser with a sweat drop.
And so they headed to the Cat Café.
"We're off to see the Wizard!" Sang Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler and Dengaku Man dressed like Dorothy, the Lion, the Tin man and Toto.
"Why are they dressed like that?" asked Ranma-Chan.
"I have no idea… but they're missing the Scare Crow." said Gasser.
Then a shout that was familiar to everyone from the area was yelled out.
"Ranma Satome! Prepare to die!"
Ranma blocked and attack. It was from Ryoga.
"Oh hey P-Chan! How are things?" asked Ranma-Chan.
Ryoga's eye twitched.
"I take it you don't have any hot water on you?" asked Ryoga.
"We're headed to the Cat Café since we have some weird guests." said Akane.
Ryoga blushed then looked at Beauty and Gasser they don't seem that weird.
Beatty pointed to the 4 who were some reason performing YMCA.
"why are they doing that?" asked Ryoga.
"I think the author's run of ideas…" muttered Gasser.
You have no idea… anyways Ryoga decided to travel with them to the Cat Café so he could have a decent fight with Ranma.
"We're off the see the Wizard!" they sang once again dressed like the cast of the Wizard of Oz.
"Stop doing that!" yelled Beauty.
"Oh my beloveds!" came another shout this time from someone very different… Kodachi's older brother, Tatewaki… who will be referred as just Kuno… but before he could shower the two girls who love him with presents.
"Take this ancestor of Baldy Bald the 4th! Super fist of the Nose Hair!" shouted Bo-bobo sending Kuno flying.
"Did he just use his nose hair to fight!" yelled Akane as she, Ranma-Chan, Cat Shampoo and Ryoga gapped at the sight.
"Yes he did." sighed Beauty.
"Who are they anyways?" asked Ryoga.
They're people from the future who came here to stop Kodachi from going to insane." said Ranma-Chan.
"But she's already insane." said Ryoga.
"Even more insane." said Ranma-Chan.
"I see…" said Ryoga.
And so they finally made it to the Cat Café.
"Oh Shampoo!" shouted Mousse going to hug Ranma.
"Please put your glasses on." said Ranma.-Chan.
"Your not Shampoo." said Mousse.
"So why are we here?" asked Beauty.
"To get advice for you." said Ranma-Chan.
"You're trying to pawn us off here, aren't you?" asked Gasser.
"Don't put it that way." mumbled Ranma.
"So I heard there was some of temporal displacement." said Cologne showing up.
"Evil monster!" shouted Bo-Bobo.
That's when Cologne whacked him on the head hard.
"You're about a thousand years too young to call me that." said Cologne.
"So how do you know about what's going on?" asked Beauty.
"I over heard everything… we have much we need to discus." explained Cologne.
Bo-bobo being serious nodded, he could tell that the old woman was a master and knew what was going on… after all they needed all the help they can get for this mission.
Next time: Beauty and Cologne talk about the possibility of a time paradox while Bo-Bobo and rest try to prevent Kodachi from going even more insane....