Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or any of the characters.
A/N: Well, sorry to say this is the last chapter. x.x After this finishes, I will be very. Very. Busy. School, homework, and five stories. Yes. Five. The Weak, Strong, and Insane. Sequel to One of a Kind. Rich and Famous. Ultimate Challenge. And my original fic (link on my profile when I get it up), Fallen Snow. Whoo. Well here's the last chapter, hope you liked this fic, R/R!
Chapter 12: Sweet Revenge
"How about, while he's not home, we sneak in and put a bucket full of water on his bedroom door and-"
"Naruto…that's all very well and nice if you want to pull a prank on Konohamaru, but this ass deserves a little more than a wet head." Naruto opened his mouth to offer another idea, but Sasuke quickly cut him off. "Or a pink head." His mouth shut.
Sakura gave a thoughtful hum, and the small circle of plotting ninja swiveled their heads toward her. Only Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba were there, definitely not Ino, since she'd tell Sai everything.
"Is there a rule that says we can only get revenge once? We can do multiple things to him, and save the worst, or best for us, for last."
Akamaru barked, climbing eagerly on Kiba's shoulder, and the messy-haired brunette gave an open-mouthed smirk, sharp teeth glinting slightly. "We have something in mind."
Sai made his way slowly to the training grounds at noon; Sakura had invited him to train, for some odd reason. He didn't think anything of it, just that the pink-haired girl didn't hold a grudge against him for what he did to the two lovers.
"Sakura," he greeted warmly, smiling, as he finally entered the area. His smile slipped slightly as the blond and raven completely ignored him, but he didn't quite blame them.
"Sai!" she jumped slightly towards him in happiness, and he was slightly weirded out. "Kiba-kun needs a partner, so you can train with him." Leaning against a tree, Kiba nodded and turned his lips up into that wolfish smirk.
Kakashi was nowhere to be found, not like he needed to be there or anything now. Sasuke's month was up, but he still chose to live with Naruto.
Sai nodded, and without warning, Kiba hunched on all fours and lunged, Sai barely managing to dodge it. To his disgust, he felt a wet sensation raining down on him, and knew Akamaru had just marked him.
Quickly taking out a scroll and ink, he drew a quick cat, which jumped out of the scroll, large as a horse. Ignoring it, Kiba jumped into the air and spun through the ink monster and at Sai, who was hit when he was distracted by the flying ink.
"Kiba, take it easy, geez," Shikamaru muttered, stuffing his hands in his pockets while leaning against a tree. Sakura appeared above Sai, a slight look of pity in her eyes.
"Sai, you okay?" she asked, helping the raven up. Sai huffed, embarrassed he was being beaten by the dog, but didn't say anything. "You should go home and clean, Kiba took it a bit too seriously."
She gave a light glare at Kiba, who just shrugged and smirked, obviously enjoying the easy win. Naruto and Sasuke had paused and were smirking at his defeat, and Sai just narrowed his eyes at Kiba before silently going home to shower.
Watching his retreating figure, Sakura sighed and propped her hands on her hips, scowling. "Man, do you know how hard it was being nice to that jerk?"
Kiba laughed while flexing his hands, observing his nails that resembled claws more than anymore. "Someone had to do it, Sakura-chan. Glad to see you held out."
The pink-haired girl scowled, but turned to face Shikamaru and it quickly turned into a smirk. "He went to go shower, so now it's your turn, Shikamaru-kun."
The pony-tailed ninja sighed and lazily stood up straight, his hands still in his pockets. "Yeah, yeah. Troublesome," he muttered, quickly running off to do his part.
Sai stepped into the shower, muttering darkly at Sasuke and the current stench of pee and ink on him. He wasn't in the shower for even two minutes before the doorbell rang, and Sai was beginning to understand the emotions of annoyance and pissed off to the extreme.
Not bothering to turn the shower water off, he stepped out, wrapped a white towel around his waist, and practically stomped towards the door and yanked it open. Sakura froze mid-knock and blinked, attempting a smile.
She glanced at his towel briefly but folding her hands in front of her. "Want to go to Ichiraku ramen with the rest of us after you finish showering?"
Sai sighed and attempted a polite, embarrassed smile. "Heh. Sorry, Sakura, but I think I'm going to stay home for the rest of the day."
"Oooh," she murmured. "That's too bad…would've been fun." She just watched him or a while, and Sai decided to just close the door. However, he couldn't; his body wouldn't move. Sakura's kind smile transformed into an amused smirk, and a sinking feeling entered Sai's stomach.
"Thanks, Shikamaru-kun," she smiled, talking behind Sai, who cursed; he broke into his house!
"Hn, still troublesome," he answered from behind, and Sai got the feeling he shouldn't have requested to live in a house in a popular area of Konoha. He was right. Using the Kage Mane, Shikamaru moved his arms, making Sai's towel drop (Sakura left before she was scarred) to the floor.
Beyond his control, he stepped outside the doorway and into the center of the street, with Sai clenching his teeth in anger while a flush appeared on his cheeks. "Stop," he hissed out, but Shikamaru either ignored him or didn't hear him.
Instead, he responded by making Sai dance, while a large crowd of ninja and shoppers watched and snickered in amusement. In the middle of the crowd, his eyes landed on Sasuke and Naruto.
Naruto was laughing, holding his stomach, while Sasuke's lips were upturned into a victorious smirk; then Sai knew. They planned it, starting from the training with Kiba. Perhaps he couldn't win against the stubborn asshole of an Uchiha.
The next morning, Sai went to go find a one-man mission far away from Konoha from Tsunade. However, the raven was one step ahead again, causing Sasuke to find him, not a day later, standing in Naruto and Sasuke's apartment, hand-feeding the two of them grapes while they lounged around on the couch.
"How did you Tsunade-sama to do it?" Sai ground out, while refraining them from shoving the grapes up Sasuke's ass.
Naruto shrugged and chuckled. "Tsunade-baachan loves me. Go to the store and buy some lube; Sasuke and I are gonna have a hot night tonight." Jamming the remaining grapes in the trashcan, vein twitching, Sai stomped out.
Sasuke smirked and turned to his blond. "How did you Tsunade-sama to do this? She wouldn't do it willingly."
The blond chuckled, sitting up some on the couch. "Blackmail. I got pictures of her sleeping at least five times while a pile of paperwork was on her desk. I also got pictures of her taking donation money to go gamble. Sai serving us for a week."
Both chuckled evilly, knowing they were going to enjoy torturing Sai for the next week. Naruto was snapped from his revenge-happy daydream by a horny Sasuke straddling him; the raven's moods change fast.
The two were half-naked and moaning in ecstasy when Sai returned, unnoticed by the lovers. Of course his patience broke and he ended up hurling the lube at Sasuke's head and stomped out, muttering about how he'd rather go to this "academy place" than put up with servitude.
Well…the ending sucked. o.O In case you didn't get the academy reference at the end, Tsunade basically told him to do everything Naruto and Sasuke say or else get sent to the academy. Heh, evil. XD Hope you enjoyed it, sorry for the bad ending lol. Keep an eye out for my two new Naruto fics.