The Muppet Show with their guests – Team Possible.
The audience became quiet when the house lights came down and the spotlight on the stage came up. Kermit the Frog appeared from behind the curtain.
"It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest stars, Team Possible! Yayyyyyyyy!"
Wildly applauding and cheering, Kermit exited stage left. Up went the curtain. An assortment of creatures and Muppets entered from both stage left and stage right. The whole gang was there, from Sam the Eagle and Fozzie Bear to Gonzo and Crazy Harry. The music began. One set of Muppets sang, then gave a visual cue stage left to the other group.
"It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights.
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight."
The second set of Muppets sang their part, then gave another visual cue stage right to back to the first group.
"It's time to put on makeup. It's time to dress up right.
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight."
To the right and above the stage, two old men, Waldorf and Statler, were settling into their box seats.
"Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show."
The whole cast danced across the stage.
"And now let's get things started."
And the audience replied.
"Why don't you get things started?"
The cast grew as still more Muppets joined the others already on stage.
"It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!"
Onto the stage walked Gonzo, halting in front of the gong located at the rear of the stage. Putting down the mallet he was carrying, he spit upon his hands, turned and took a flying leap head-first into the gong.
Waldorf turned to Statler.
"Now that is what I call really using your head!"
The cast of the show filed off the stage as the curtains closed on the opening act. Kermit was standing at his desk backstage when Kim and Ron approached. Rufus was perched on Ron's shoulder. Kim and Ron were wearing their mission clothes.
"Welcome, the guys're really excited about having the two of you here with us tonight."
"No big", Kim said. "We're honored that you asked us."
Kermit yelled downstage. "Cue the Hippo Cheerleaders!"
"Hippo Cheerleaders?" Ron asked.
"Yeah", Kermit nodded. "We have to put extra support under the stage whenever they perform."
"Com'n, Ron. Let's finish getting ready." Kim grabbed Ron by the arm and pulled him toward their dressing room.
Fozzie came up to Kermit. "Please, Kermit, please let me help with the show. I promise I will not mess up."
Kermit looked at Fozzie. "O.K. I know you are a big fan of Kim and Ron, so I will let you escort them to their skits. Here's the sheet with the skit schedule. I have to get ready for the skit I'm doing with Miss Piggy."
"You can count on me, Kermit."
Rizzo was getting a snack at the food table when up walked Gonzo.
"Hey, Gonzo! You think I'll get a chance to talk to Rufus? He's a hero to rats everywhere."
Gonzo nodded. "I think you'll have the chance. But first, Kermit wanted you to play the part of Rufus in an upcoming skit."
"Me play the great Rufus?" Rizzo stammered. "Could this be a dream come true?"
His excitement was short-lived. "Wait a minute. Rufus is a NAKED mole rat. How am I going to play ….?"
Gonzo pulled out an electric razor that started to hum. "I've got just the thing to help you right here."
"Auuugghhh! Get away from me!" Rizzo cried, disappearing in a swirl of flying food wrappers.
"Oh, come back here! Don't be such a baby!" Gonzo yelled.
Kim was walking across the stage when Rizzo flew past her with Gonzo in hot pursuit. Fozzie stepped out of the way just in time as the two ran past him.
"Okay, Fozzie. I was told you will show me where I need to go for my skit."
"Oh, yeah. Let me see... " Fozzie consulted his sheet. "Okay, you'll be in the next skit."
"Who am I supposed to work with?" Kim asked as Rizzo shot past her again.
"Auuggghhh, Stay away from me!"
"Buuzzzzzzzzz." The electric razor was buzzing loud and clear in Gonzo's hand.
"Aww, come on, Rizzo! It's the part of your dreams. What's a little hair?"
As he walked away, Fozzie said to Kim, "Oh, you are with the Swedish Chef. Kermit had Ron with the chef, but I changed it. I figured you were a girl so you were the cook of the team."
Startled, Kim paused a minute, mouth open, lifting her finger in an attempt to get Fozzie's attention. "Uh, I…"
Scooter dashed by, yelling, "Chef skit on stage!"
"Oh, this is going to be a blast!" Kim groaned. She blew back a lock of her hair covering her face.
"Me with the Swedish Chef in a kitchen? I am so glad I brought several sets of mission clothes."
The curtain opened to show the Swedish Chef's kitchen. The Chef was at his stove with a huge pot and two large wooden spoons.
"Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn børk! børk!børk!"
The Chef tossed the spoons in the air as he finished his song. Kim ducked as one of the spoons sailed over her shoulder.
"Weiilcome, Mees Possible. You can mixsee the chocolate for the choco mossie."
Kim hesitated, then carefully stepped up to the mixer.
"Okay, Kim. Remember everything Ron has taught you. Become one with the machine."
Kim closed her eyes and held her palms together for a moment.
Waldorf called out. "Is she praying for the food?"
Statler looked at him, "If she is in a kitchen we all should pray!"
Kim turned and switched on the mixer. Slowly, it began to combine the ingredients in the bowl. Kim gave a little smile. Suddenly, the mixer sprayed chocolate all over her and started to move along the countertop. Kim dove to grab the mixer just as it sailed off the counter onto the floor.
The Chef walked in with a moose.
"I have de moose for de chocolat mosseie."
The mixer came bouncing by with Kim hanging on for dear life. The mixer and Kim reversed direction and exited stage left.
"Be kerfull of the …."
There was a resounding crash followed by an explosion of white powder.
The moose turned and ran off stage right.
Kim staggered back onstage, covered head to toe with chocolate and flour, the remains of the mixer under her arm. She surveyed what remained of the kitchen.
'No big, Chef. I'll help clean things up."
The Chef shook his head.
'Nuuu, Nuuu. De cleeen up crew will com in."
"You have a crew to clean up a mess like this?" Kim asked.
The Chef nodded.
"De werk cheep!"
"De git to eat vhat de clean uop."
As if on cue, the side door opened and onto the stage marched a group of large cockroaches, which swarmed over the tables and the floor, eating up ever speck of chocolate, flour and any other food scrap. One of them looked up and saw Kim standing there staring at them.
"Hey, Bennie! Isn't that Kim Possible?"
One of the other cockroaches took a good look at Kim.
"Yeah, she looks just like that picture my cousin Roachie sent me."
Two of the roaches climbed up Kim and began licking the chocolate off her clothes and skin. Poor Kim's face turned more and more pale the higher they climbed. The one named Bennie perched himself on Kim's shoulder and licked a spot of chocolate off her cheek. That did it. Kim's eyes rolled back in her head and down she went in a dead faint.
The Chef merely shrugged his shoulders and started to sing.
"Dat's de dishee for de day. Com'n beak agin when well be fixing Squirelly stew."
Ron ran up as a number of Muppet medics carried Kim off of the stage on a stretcher. Her face was frozen in blank gaze.
Fozzie walked over and stood beside Ron.
"Well, she was in a skit with the Swedish Chef and something went wrong."
Ron turned to Fozzie.
"Dude, didn't you know that putting Kim in a kitchen is something you do not want to do? Why is she passed out?"
Bennie and his friends swarmed by. "Hey, man. I hope Kim is okay. We got her all cleaned up."
Ron watched as the roaches marched offstage. "Oookay.. that answers that question."
Fozzie fanned Kim's face with his hat. "She'll be okay, won't she?"
Ron looked down at her.
"Rufus! KP emergency! Get the ..the…stuff!"
Rufus recoiled in horror and vigorously shook his head.
"Uh-uh! Uh-uh! No way!"
"Com'n, Rufus! Go get the stuff out of my bag! We have to wake her up!"
Rufus sighed and reluctantly bounded off to Ron's dressing room.
"Aggggahhhh! Get away from me!" Rizzo screamed as he ran back across the stage.
Gonzo now had a can of spray foam. "Ah, com'n Rizzo, this won't hurt. You just spread this stuff on and your hair falls off."
Rufus ran up to Ron, gave him a small package and then hopped into Ron's pant's pocket and closed it. His two small eyes watched from the dark safety of his pocket home.
Ron glanced down at Rufus.
"I know it's dangerous, buddy, but we have to do it for KP."
"O.K., everybody step back!"
Ron opened the package while everyone on stage backed away. Whatever this secret weapon was that Ron was going to use to help Kim, they wanted no part of it.
Ron removed a multicolored paper from the package and waved it under Kim's nose. He bent over and whispered something into her ear.
The color returned to her face, her eyes blinked and she stirred.
"Ohhh, that was so not good. Wha..? What happened? Never mind. I remember now."
"Ron, what are you waving in my face?"
Kim got a good look at the paper.
"YESSSS!" She grabbed the paper, threw her arms around Ron's neck, gave him a big kiss and then ran off to her dressing room.
"What was on the paper? Some secret antidote?" Fozzie asked.
Ron shook his head.
"Dude, that paper was something so horrible, so terrible that I don't even want to think about it. That was this week's sale flyer from Club Banana. Kim can smell a sale from a mile away. Looks like we will be spending a lot of time shopping after the show."
Scooter stuck his head out from behind a stage curtain.
"Next skit up! Ron, you are on!"
Ron turned to face Fozzie.
"That's cool, dude. What am I supposed to do?"
Fozzie looked down at his paper.
"Professor Bunsen Honeydew is experimenting with something in his lab."
"That's cool." Ron said. "So, what's he experimenting on?"
Fozzie glanced at his paper while he walked off.
"Oh, something about spiders or monkeys."
Ron's jaw dropped. "OH NO!"
Hi everyone. I came up with this one while I was at home recovering. I thought it would be cool to have Kim and Ron show up on the Muppet Show. When the Muppet Show was on TV, many famous stars and celebrities would appear as guests. It was almost a rite of passage to celebrity status to show up on the show. So now, Kim and Ron are the guest. True Muppet mayhem will ensue and with Kim and Ron there are sure to be some interesting things occurring.
As always Kim Possible and all her friends are the property of the Disney Company. The Muppets are the property of the Disney Company also. I just own the idea for this crazy fic. It's a wonder what your mind can come up with when you are on a painkiller backed up with codeine. Drop me a review and let me know how you liked it. If you have a fave muppet skit let me know, maybe I can write it in with what I have planned. Thanks, "Righthand salute"