A/N: My friend Jackiewrote this little story, but she doesn't have an account. But I'll send the reviews to her!
The End of Book Seven
Scene: Harry and Voldy are fightin' while Hermione and Ron hide/watch.
Harry is about to finish off Voldemort
Ron: (jumps out of a bush) NO MY LOVE!
It goes through Ron and hits Voldy as well (they're both dead)
Harry: oops...bleh, I never liked him anyway.
A Dementor comes from nowhere
Dementor: Did you kill him?
Harry: Yeah, but he killed my friend first.
Dementor: LIAR! YOU killed him.
Harry: W-What! Why would I kill my best friend? I didn't do it!
Dementor: Dude, I just saw you...
Harry: You're the liar!
Dementor: You killed him then you said: "Oops...bleh, I never liked him anyway" and, OH! That's right. Now I have to kiss you!...!
Hermione: YOU KILLED RON!
Dementor: I'm telling.
Dementor: Want a cookie?
Harry: What? Um..sure.
The Dementor leaves as Harry starts to eat cookie
Harry: That was weird...(starts to choke)
Harry chokes to death.
And so ends the life of The-Boy-Who-Lived-Who-Then-Killed-Some-People-Then-Choked-On-A-Cookie-And-Died. I guess you should never accept cookies from strangers.
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