A/N: I warn you, the mind of my friend has exploded.
Jackie's note: Wow. I mean Wow...I've gone insane...this story is the freakiest one EVER! Harry is now a HIPPIE! Hahahaha!...Enjoy.! Oh, by the way, I have nothing against Hippies. They're cool!
Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter. Or the Whomping Williow.
Harry the hippie!
Summary: Harry has decided to change his ways as a bad-tempered teenager to a lovable hippie dude.
Scene: Harry, in a colorful and bright wardrobe, sits in a corner of the common room, cross-legged and chanting while Ron and Hermione watch, silent and stunned.
Hermione: Umm...Harry...are you okay?
Harry nods, chanting
Ron (shouting): Hermione, of course he's NOT okay! LOOK AT HIM!
Harry: Whoa dude, chill out and hang with me...
Ron stares at Harry, speechless
Hermione: Ron, do what he says.
Hermione: JUST DO IT!
So Ron and Hermione set around Harry and cross their legs.
Harry: Okay. Now picture a yellow rubber duck...
Ron: A WHAT!
Hermione nudges Ron, telling him to do it..so he does
Harry: excellent..now picture a pink golfball...
Ron now stands up in frustration
Ron: OK NOW THAT CROSSES THE LINE!
Hermione now stands up
Hermione: RON! I thought we said we would support Harry in whatever he does!
Ron: EVEN IF IT'S COMPLETELY INSANE!
As both start to shout and argue, Harry smiles and the 2 friends stop and turn to Harry
Harry: Wow...the energy in this room is fantastic...(chants again)
Ron: HARRY STOP THAT NOW! YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!
Harry now stands up
Harry: Whoa dude, you're ruining my vibe here man, chill out! I'm going outside to Mother Earth to help the Whomping Willow make peace with itself...
Walks out of the Common Room
It takes 2 minutes for Ron and Hermione to realize what Harry said about the Whomping Willow. They quickly run toward a pair of windows overlooking the Whomping Willow and see Harry in his bright wardrobe, trying to get to the Whomping Willow. As Harry dodges the Willow's branches, Ron and Hermione watch from above, praying that he will be alright. As Harry moves toward the trunk of the tree, the Whomping willow, using the biggest branch it has, crushes Harry into the ground, which kills him! HAHAHA!
Ron and Hermione: HARRY!
Just then, Ron just happens to fall out the window to his death as he lands on the castle grounds .Hermione then becomes insane...hehehehe
Hermione: Don't worry...I'LL BE WITH YOU BOTH IN A MINUTE!
She then jumps out of the window and dies.
Jackie's note: mayB i shouldn't eat so much chololate B4 i go 2 bed at night..