"Court is now in session, the prosecution would be Mrs. Donoby and the defendant, Mr. Markach." Judge Xemnas read from the papers at his pedestal.
"Yes, your honor. I'm pressing charges against Mr. Markach for raping me son."
"We haven't done anything!"
"Oh? Then what was my boy doing, staying at your filthy apartment when he has a home of his own?"
"It is not filthy!"
"Mrs. Donoby, who is your first witness?"
"Naminé," Mrs. Donoby's lawyer started, "Did you know that Roxas was gay?"
"Yes, I was the one who introduced him to his first boyfriend."
"How many boyfriends has he had?"
"Could you name them?"
"Sora, Demyx, and Axel. In that order."
"Has he slept with any of them?"
"Why not Sora or Axel?"
"Sora was too young and Axel to old. Demyx was only three years older than him."
"That'll be all."
"Mr. Markach, your witness."
"I'd like to call Demyx to the stand."
"Demyx, how long have I known you?"
"Umm...around eight years?" he guessed.
"And within the eight years that you have known me, have I ever done anything rash?"
"Yes." Demyx smiled apologetically when Axel glared at him.
"Okay then, have you known me to sleep with someone seven years younger than me?"
"Well...there was Marluxia...but he was turning eighteen that night wasn't he? Wasn't that his birthday present?"
"Yes, Demyx. Get off the stand...ya lousy fucks." he gritted his teeth and mumbled the last part so the judge wouldn't yell at him.
"Does the prosecution have nay more witnesses?"
"Yes your honor. We'd like to call Riku Nomura to the stand."
Axel let his head fall to the desk, "Great, he hates me."
"Riku, how long have you known Axel?"
"Was this within the time that Roxas was dating Sora?"
"Do you particularly like Axel?"
"He's a prick." he grinned.
"Any other reasons?"
"Yeah, he tried to rape Sora."
"THAT'S A FUCKIN' LIE!"
"Mr. Markach, please." Xemnas slammed his gavel down on the table.
"What do you mean rape?"
"Exactly what I said."
Sora was called to the stand shortly after Riku's confession.
"Sora, is what Riku said true?"
"Axel just made some advances. Nothing really rape worthy." Sora raised his hands up in defense to express he meant no harm, "Riku's just jealous."
"Dammit, Sora, my one chance to throw him in jail and you blow it!" Riku yelled at his boyfriend after he left the witness stand.
"I can't just let him go to jail for something he didn't do!"
"Thanks Sora! You're a saint!" Axel grinned at the boy. "Your honor, for one final witness, I'd like to question Roxas."
Roxas climbed into the witness seat.
"When did we meet?"
"Six years ago at a party."
"When did you confess that you liked me?"
"Three years after I met you."
"Have I forced you to do anything you didn't want to do?"
"You made me date other people."
"Because." he twirled his hand as in to say go on.
"You didn't think it was healthy for a boy my age to like someone that much older than myself."
"Look, I'll just be blunt. Have I tried to rape you?"
"No," Roxas turned to address the judge," Look, your honor, I went to Axel's place because I get more attention from him then both my parents combined.
"He's never tried to rape me. He refused to let me smoke or drink," he grumbled that last bit, "He has a stable job, and as of five minutes ago, I am no longer a minor."
Judge Xemnas sat at his pedestal for a few minutes, occasionally looking at Roxas, Axel, and Mrs. Donoby.
"After careful consideration, I have concluded that this was just a big waste of time. Mrs. Donoby's claims of rape against her son are dismissed.
"YES!" Axel jumped out of his chair and glomped Roxas.
"SAÏX! Get them out of my court room!"
"Yes Judge Xemnas." the bailiff responded.
Hawait witch (yeah, don't ask how I figured that one...Just go with it -)
Yesh! Xemnas is the all high and mighty judge and Saïx is his bitch.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.