LET'S GET READY TO BE OFFENDED!

IF YOU LIKE MARY SUES, DO NOT READ THIS STORY.

IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND HATE THEM, G'HEAD.

To: People who flame

To begin with, I'm not going to bother asking you not to flame me. If you're going to, you're a lousy shit with no respect for other people (and most of you are either so chicken you do it anonymously or don't have the guts to put any stories of your own up.) I've gotten flames before and people who flame piss me off. You waste my time and are bullies. You also usually can't spell. Or use so many curses it's hard to figure out what the heck you're talking about.

At any rate, I'm probably going to get flames about this. Let me spell something out for you: I do not care. Pretty much everyone hates Mary-Sues, including me. Pretty much everyone (who I've met, at least) has also created a Mary-Sue, including me once more. Call me a hypocrite, but I'm not taking it down unless I get a note from the admins because I broke the rules or whatever.

Anyway, I'm just trying to point out that flaming me is useless, but by all means, go ahead and flame me.

I'll use them to roast your asses when I take you to hell with me.

And for the rest of you, you're cool with me. I'm not meaning to whine to you, so you can just skip the rest of this… these next four words.

Love from,

TK

PS: I spelled stuff wrong on purpose. And those little (sp?) tags piss me off. And no, Jhonen didn't kill me. I managed to convince him not to. Go me.

PSS: Since this is more or less stuff that pisses me off there's no paragraphing, either.

PSSS: This is longer than the story. Oops.

Nny's Epiphany

Bit 1

In which Nny meets the girl of his dreams (Part one of two)

Johnny C. was walking down the street when he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. Her hair was the color of strained peaches and her eyes were enormus(sp?) orbs of bright akwa(sp?)-mareen(sp?), shining with the intellegince(sp?) of a thosand(sp?) lifes (sp?). She was a little bit shorter than him and wore a black, halter top cutoff shirt and a miniskirt (also black). Her skin was beutifule(sp?) tanned. Johnny had to have her. So he walked up to her and said, "For you, I would give up killing!" And they talked and had some odd adventure that I can't make up because I'm so vague and Uh, hello, Mr. Vasquez, how are you? Huh? Why is Nny so OOC? Uh… I can explain… Mr. Vasquez, what are you doing with that mallet? Did you get it from hammer space? That's really cool! MR. VASQUEZ, WAIT! I WAS JUST MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE, HONEST! SURELY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND! MR. VASQUEZ, I KNOW NNY WOULD NEVER—

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