Author's Note: Right sorry for the delay! May be another while before the next so enjoy
A Giant Helicopter floating above Beastie's Island with 2 very special guests in, Beastie rose with puke all over his Eyestalk from TTDC and Bad Wolf's Sister
"IDENTIFY YOURSELFS!" Beastie screamed
"DONNA AND MARTHA!" The Woman in a wedding dress screamed, The Doctor's Clone came up in a Sunglider and looked stunned,
"Doctor, I thought we'd find you here" Martha said. The Bride walked to the door of the Helicopter and then, "DON'T JUMP DONNA YOUR PILOTING THIS THING!". Then Donna Jumped and Fell to her death! Then The Helicopter spun out of control and crashed through the cinema and destroyed Pirates of the Caribbean. Martha staggered out and into the TARDIS, where she walked in on Silent Seabreeze sleeping on the floor absolutely drunk as a fart with Joshwales pissing in the corner.
"Anyway, I think we should go," The Doctor clone began,
"I AGREE!" Flying Beastie replied as he trundled into the TARDIS followed by The Doctor Clone.
Joshwales had finished pissing in the corner and was now riding a hover scooter around the console room but always stopping to fart on Bad Wolf's Sister but then Beastie shot the engine and he went crashing into a heap into the Time Rotor. Silent Seabreeze trundled from within the doors of the corridors of The TARDIS and screamed at Martha who cried and Ran into Beastie who shot her and then threw her into the rubbish bins on the Island.
"I fancy Sherwood Forest" Joshwales said as he danced the Can-Can to the Doctor Who Theme Tune,
"Let's go then! Sherwood Forest, Robin Hood!" The Doctor Clone shouted as he spun into Action as TTDC began singing I Need a Hero, Bad Wolf's Sister was now in the swimming Pool occasionally peeing in it. As The Doctor Clone piloted them towards the entirely safe era (he hoped) of Robin Hood, Joshwales and Bad Wolf's Sister where reading the latest Doctor Who books while TTDC and Silent Seabreeze sat down waving Torchwood Flags. Flying Beastie moved around in his favourite scarf (Tom Baker's Scarf no less) while he examined a piece on the Console which The Doctor Clone had just used,
"Don't Touch That!" The Doctor Clone hissed
"Why not?" Beastie Replied
"Because then we would go spiralling towards our own deaths at Event One!"
Robin was running with Much and Alan A Dale towards Little John and Co as they heard a rather unearthly sound, Much grabbed a apple from the stolen food and began eating,
"Master, I don't understand that noise what is it?" Much asked
"I suppose Much, we're about to find out"
And A Rather battered looking box appeared…