Dinner At the Uchiha's

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Chapter 6: It is over?


"ITACHI! YOU SONUVABITCH!", Neji roared, as he slammed Itachi's head into the wall. "HINATA! Go hide...SOMEWHERE!"

Hinata obeyed, and ran off, terrified. Neji slammed Itachi's head into the wall, again.

"Neji! Your so fucking selfish!", Sasuke screamed. Sasuke grabbed his older brother from Neji's hands, and punched him.

Well, this is what's supposed to be happening, but...

Instead, Itachi was kicking their asses. Sasuke's nose was bleeding, and Neji's arms was injured severly.

"I...ta...chi...!", Sasuke huffed. "Y-You...won't..."

Itachi rolled his eyes. "Oh, please...don't start saying all that "You won't get away with this" crap. Because I will get away with it...I will..."

Hinata was still standing there, shivering. Itachi looked at her, than at the two injured boys infront of him, smirking.

Suddenly, the wall at the end of the hallway exploded. And out came...GAI-SENSEI!

He was in a superman costume.

"WHAT THE...FUCK?", Itachi exclaimed.

"I AM...GAI-SENSEI!", Gai yelled, his teeth shining. "THE HERO OF KONOHA! SAVING ALL THOSE WEAK GIRLS FROM GETTING RAPED, AND PROTECTING THE WEAK! ...and this is my sidekick...Lee!"

Lee then appeared beside him, in a Robin costume. His teeth where shining also.

Neji,Sasuke, Hinata, and Itachi blinked.

Neji shook his head. "Gai-sensei...you are sad..."

Sasuke and Hinata nodded in agreement. Itachi laughed."HA HAHA, Yeah right! Ohplease, I can kick both your asses in 2 minutes!"

Gai-sensei then laughed too. "No you can't."

"Oh, really...? Why?"

"Because our wonderful creator of this fanfic said so! It was her decision for us to kick yourbutt-OX!"

Itachi cursed under his breath.

So then...Itachi got his butt-OX kicked by two very sad bushy eyed guys.

Hinata walked over to Neji, and helped him get up. "Th-thank you for having us over for d-d-dinner, Sasuke!"

"Yeah right!", Neji growled. "Heed my words Sasuke...the fued between our clan is still not settled..."

Sasuke yawned. "What'd you say...?"


50 years later...

"Where the hell is the mayo?",Uchiha Suzuyelled, slamming the refrigerator door closed.

"I DON'T KNOW!",Uchiha Inascreamed from her room.

"WELL, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A SANDWICH!"

"USE THE DAMN MUSTARD, BITCH!"

Suzu grumbled and then stabbed the counter with a butter knife.

50 years...50 years. And nothing ever changed. It's true...the yelling and screaming never ceased.

Oh, I think the doorbell rang.

"ANSWER THE FRIKIN' DOOR SUZU! AND STOP STABBING...WHATEVER YOUR STABBING!", Ina hollered.

"ALRIGHT, JEEZ, YOU LAZY ASSHOLE", Suzu yelled back.

"WHADDAYA WANT?", Suzu screamed as sheopened the door.

But her angry appearance changed when she saw the Hyuuga's.

Moral: History repeats itself.

Wait...is that a moral?


Chapter 6: Is it over? - END.