It's short, and very, very stupid. So much so that I apologize profusely to any of you that actually bother to read the thing. I can't believe I wrote this idiocy. -face palm-


"C'mon Doctor McKay, we all know you did it!" Ford exclaimed angrily, pointing a finger at him.

"Aye, Rodney," Beckett threw in, "the clues all do seem point to you."

"You can't possibly believe that I actually murdered Kavanaugh!" Rodney all but screamed in his defense.

"Once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever is left over, no matter how improbable is the truth!" Ford stated.

"Who're you now, Sherlock Holmes?" McKay snarked.

"We all hated him, but murder?" Zelenka broke in, in disbelief, "Surely you can't think his death was anything but accident!"

"It was murder," Sheppard said threateningly, pegging a finger at Zelenka, "And don't call me 'Shirley'!"

"You're breaking character again Sir," Ford said with a wide grin.

"Sorry," Sheppard replied with a sheepish smirk, "Couldn't help myself."

"Yes, well if you drama club rejects are quite through, I intend to prove my innocence." McKay reached for the small yellow envelope with the words 'Pegasus Clue' scrawled across it in blue sharpie at the center of the simplified map of the city which served as their playing board.

He opened the envelope and withdrew the 'cards', which were actually Polaroid photos of various things, people and locations around Atlantis.

"Hah! I told you! It was Colonel Mustard," he pointed at Sheppard triumphantly, "In the Puddlejumper," he flashed a photograph of one of the Ancient ships, "My God man, you tossed him out the airlock!"

"Yes! I admit it Professor Plum! I did it, and I'm glad, glad, GLAD I did it!" Sheppard said dramatically, standing up so abruptly his chair fell over, "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for your meddling!"

"Ha!" McKay replied with equal intensity, also moving quickly to a standing position, although his chair wasn't knocked over, "You had to have known that someone with my superior intellect would have known within an instant that it was you after you tried to pin it on me! You murdered Kavanaugh, you cold hearted bastard!"

Sheppard smirked, breaking character once more, "I really doubt anyone will miss him."


A/N:This is proof I've seen the movie Clue WAY more times than is healthy (blame it on this thing I have for Tim Curry's voice -swoon-). In case you haven't guessed, they're playing their own version of Clue (Pegasus Clue XD) and Kavanaugh has taken the place of Mister Boddy in the game.

I hereby copyright the idea of Pegasus Clue to myself wanna use it, credit me for it and tell me about it. Ok?