I do not own anything you recognize…
This should be fun… (Evil laughs here…) And the "Drive Safely America" comes from the episode "Skin" at the gas station when Sam convinces Dean to check out his friends' shape-shifter problem.
When Dean was taught how to drive, he almost backed into a tree. He almost ran a girl off the road. He almost got in a car crash.
When Dean tried to drive underage without an adult in the car, he got caught and fined.
Dean almost never got his license.
When Sam was taught how to drive, he didn't make a mistake. He pulled in and out the right way. He drove under the speed limit. He didn't come close to a car crash.
When Sam tried to drive underage without an adult in the car, he didn't get in trouble, because the cops never caught him.
Sam passed with flying colors.
Though John taught Sam how to drive, Dean was in the backseat urging him on.
Though John taught Dean how to drive, Sam was in the backseat urging him on.
Luckily, both Winchesters can now drive. The Impala, an eighteen-wheeler, a truck, or a minivan.
"Drive Safely America."