Kingdom Hearts:



Captain A

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this fanfiction except my original character, Alex.

Chapter Two

Verb: That's What's Happening

Sora: You're going to be doing a song about verbs!

Alex: Would you rather have us do a song about the Heartless, maybe?

Riku: Of course not…

Alex: Well, then, tough luck. We're singing about verbs!

Sora: I'm still not so sure about all of this…

(Kairi shushes him.)

Kairi: Sora! Stop interrupting!

Alex: Thank you, Kairi.

(He addresses the audience again.)

Alex: Here tonight to perform our first number, ladies and gentlemen, is the one, the only…MUSHU!

(Mushu appears on stage in a burst of smoke.)

Mushu: I AM HERE!

Alex: You ready, Mushu, my man?

Mushu: I am ready, BABY!

Alex: Then let's do this. Hit it, Alleycats!

(There is another burst of smoke, and suddenly Mushu is wearing a top hat and tux. He is even holding a cane! The Gullwings move next to Mushu as the Alleycats begin to play the music to "Verb: That's What's Happening." Mushu starts singing while executing a wild dance in the style of Ben Vereen.)

Mushu: I get my thing in action

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: To be, to see, to feel, to live

Gullwings: Verb! That's what's happenin'

Mushu: I put my heart in action

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: To run, to go, to get, to give

Gullwings: Verb! You're what's happenin'

Mushu: That's where I find satisfaction, yeah!

Gullwings: Yeah!

Mushu: To search, to find, to have, to hold.

Gullwings: Verb! To be bold

Mushu: When I use my imagination

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: I think, I plot, I plan, I dream

Turning in towards creation

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: I make, I write, I dance, I sing

When I'm feeling really active

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: I run, I ride, I swim, I fly!

Other times when life is easy

Gullwings: Oh!

Mushu: I rest, I sleep, I sit, I lie

Gullwings: Verb! That's what's happenin'

Mushu: I can take a noun and bend it,

Give me a noun-

Gullwings: Bat, boat, rake, and plow

Mushu: Make it a verb and really send it!

Gullwings: Show me how

Mushu: Oh, I don't know my own power.

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: I get my thing in action

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: In being,

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: In doing,

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: In saying

A verb expresses action, being, or state of being.

Gullwings: A verb makes a statement.

Mushu: Yeah, a verb tells it like it is!

Gullwings: Verb! That's what's happenin'.

Mushu: I can tell you when it's happenin',

Gullwings: Past, present, future tense

Mushu: Ooh! Tell you more about what's happenin',

Gullwings: Say it so it makes some sense

Mushu: I can tell you who is happenin'!

Gullwings: Verb, you're so intense

Mushu: Every sentence has a subject.

Gullwings: Noun, person, place, or thing

Mushu: Find that subject: Where's the action?

Gullwings: Verb can make a subject sing.

Mushu: Take the subject: What is it?

Gullwings: What!

Mushu: What's done to it?

Gullwings: What!

Mushu: What does it say?

Gullwings: Verb, you're what's happenin'

Mushu: I can question, like: What is it?

Gullwings: Verb, you're so demanding.

Mushu: I can order like: Go get it!

Gullwings: Verb, you're so commanding.

Mushu: When I hit I need an object

Gullwings: Verb, hit! Hit the ball!

Mushu: When I see, I see the object

Gullwings: Do you see that furthest wall?

(Alex suddenly moves to Mushu's right, dressed as a baseball pitcher. Mushu turns to face him. He adopts a batter's stance, holding his cane like a baseball bat.)

Rikku: If you can see it there, put the ball over the fence, man!

Yuna: Go ahead.

Paine: Yeah, all right.

(Alex throws the ball at Mushu, and Mushu hits it so hard with the cane-which does not break, by the way-that it goes flying through the ceiling and out of the amphitheatre!)

Alex: What! He hit it. It's going, it's going, it's gone!

Sora & Riku: What!

(The audience cheers wildly. Mushu turns to face them again.)

Mushu: I get my thing in action.

Gullwings: Verb, that's what's happenin'

Mushu: To work,

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: To play,

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu: To live,

Gullwings: Verb!

Mushu & Gullwings: To love…

Gullwings: Verb!

(The audience cheers and applauds wildly. Mushu and the Gullwings bow. Once the audience quiets down, Alex addresses Mushu.)

Alex: Great job there, Mushu!

Mushu: I was pretty hot there, wasn't I?

Paine: Hmmph! You wouldn't have done twice as well as you did just now without us!

(Mushu turns to glare at her.)


(Yuna and Rikku put their hands on Paine's mouth.)

Yuna & Rikku: Nothing, nothing!

Mushu: Good.