Inuyasha's Fantasy (Part two)
(The next night, Inuyasha dreams of his futuristic family.)
Renashu: (Skipping joyfully) Daddy, can I have my allowance early please?
Inuyasha: No, you're just going to have to be patient.
(Renashu has no patience!)
Renashu: (Red eyes) I don't wanna be patient! I want it now!
Inuyasha: I said no! End of story!
Renashu: Grrrrr… I need it now!
(Renashu falls to the ground and beats on the floor, causing the entire house to shake!)
Inuyasha: Fine! Here! Take it!
Renashu: (Normal eyes and sweet little girl voice) Thank you daddy. (Skips off joyfully)
Kagome: She's something else isn't she?
Sinshida: She's a stugit.
Kagome: Sinshida, try to be nice. Now go get ready for school.
Sinshida: Oh fooey. I gotta get ready for FOOEY School. Fooey!
(She goes upstairs to get ready.)
Renashu: Did you try these new chocolate pep tart bars? They're really good!
Sinshida: No. Besides I told you that I would never EVER take another pep tart from you as long as I live.
Renashu: Just try it.
Renashu: Try it!
Renashu: (Red eyes) Try it!
Sinshida: Fine! (Snatches pep tart)
Renashu: You'll love it. I just know it.
Sinshida: I don't love… (Takes a bite) but now I do! Oh chocolate pep tart, where have you been all my life! (Hugs pep tart)
Renashu: See! I told you you'd love it!
Sinshida: (Protective) Away! My pep tart!
(Sinshida runs down the stairs with her pep tart clenched in her hands.)
Kagome: Are you ready for school?
Sinshida: Get! Shoo! Mine! Go away!
(Grabs her space board and dashes out the door. Renashu comes downstairs.)
Kagome: What happened to her?
Renashu: (Dreamy face) Oh she discovered love. Love at first bite… (Back to normal) Later mom! Gotta get to FOOEY School! Bye! Hee hee.
Kagome: (Confused) Umm… Okay, bye dear. Hmm…
(At FOOEY School…)
Renashu: I'm so glad you love pep tarts now.
Sinshida: What! You can't prove that!
Renashu: Oh, come on. You loved it.
Sinshida: Negative. I don't love. I'm gonna go cause some trouble. Later, stugit.
Renashu: Oh, she's just in denial. Whoa! Cute boy! I'm gonna ask him to the dance!
(Renashu runs joyfully to the boy.)
Renashu: (Cheerful) Hiiiii! I'm Renashu! What's your name?
(He's a bit creeped out by her over-joyous attitude.)
Kyote: I'm… Kyote.
Renashu: Would you like to go to the dance with me?
Kyote: I, umm, don't think I can… Bye.
(Renashu's eyes turn red and she growls. Kyote begins to walk away, but Renashu grabs his shoulder and forcefully turns him around.)
Renashu: (Red eyes and a deep voice) You must go to the dance with me or ELSE!
Kyote: (Fearfully) Okay! Okay! Can't argue with that. Just don't hurt me!
Renashu: (Cheery again) Excellent! I can't wait! Bye! (Skips off joyfully)
Kyote: (Gulp) Uhh, yeah… bye… (Teeth begin to click)
(Renashu finds Sinshida in the hallway.)
Renashu: Sinshida! Guess what!
Sinshida: (Unamused) Surprise me.
Renashu: I got a date for the dance! Guess who it is!
(Sinshida just stands there and stares at her.)
Renashu: Okay, I'll tell you… It's Kyote! Do you have a date yet?
Renashu: How come?
Sinshida: I don't want a date.
Renashu: Why not?
Sinshida: I hate people. People make me mad.
Renashu: Come on. I'll hook you up… (Grabs a random boy and pulls him over) Here, take him!
Sinshida: No. He's a dork. (Walks away)
Renashu: Sorry boy. (Boy walks away) Sinshida! Wait! (Runs after her) Let me hook you up!
(Back at home…)
Renashu: Mommy, I'm a hero! I saved the school!
Kagome: Wow! How'd you do that honey?
Renashu: The school's chemistry lab caught on fire, but it didn't get a chance to spread because I used my water blast to put out the flames!
Kagome: That's wonderful dear! I'm so proud of you! (Hugs Renashu) What about Sinshida? Did she help you put out the flames?
(Sinshida begins to look nervous.)
Renashu: No, she was too busy in the back singing, "Watch the school burn down in ashes, fa-la-la-la—"
(Sinshida violently covers her mouth.)
Sinshida: (Nervous) Ha ha… What a kidder. Ha ha… I didn't do that. Ha ha… Oh umm… I love you?
Kagome: Nice try. Sinshida, you didn't by any chance start the fire did you?
Sinshida: What? O-of course not… w-why would I do that? Ha ha…
(Kagome holds up a spray bottle.)
Sinshida: Oh no… Not the truth spray!
(Kagome sprays Sinshida's face with it. Sinshida tries to hold her breath, but it's no use.)
Sinshida: Mmm… Yes, I set the lab on fire! (Gasp)
Kagome: Well. Well. Well. Just as I suspected. You know what that means… Inuyasha!
Sinshida: Aaahh! No! He'll blister me! Nooo!
(Inuyasha comes with the belt.)
Sinshida: Now daddy, be reasonable.
(Inuyasha makes a smacking sound with the belt.)
Sinshida: Aaahh! (Runs through the house)
Inuyasha: (Chases her) Get back here young lady!
Inuyasha: (Getting tired) Stop… you're… wearing… me out.
(Sinshida sticks to the ceiling in her room, and Inuyasha comes in there.)
Inuyasha: I know you're in here.
(Sinshida is about to sneeze, and she makes a tiny sound.)
Inuyasha: What was that?
(Sinshida gets even more nervous, and she finally sneezes.)
Sinshida: AAA… CHOO!
Inuyasha: (Looks up) There you are!
(Sinshida screams and jumps down, trying to run from him, but he grabs her shirt.)
Sinshida: Oh, daddy… I umm… Hee hee… (Gulp)
(Inuyasha slams the bedroom door. Kagome and Renashu can hear her screaming.)
Renashu: Ooh… Well at least the dance wasn't cancelled.
(At the FOOEY annual dance, Renashu and Kyote are dancing, yet Kyote is a bit jumpy and jittery.)
Renashu: Put your hands around my waist.
Kyote: Umm, I…
Renashu: (Red eyes) Put 'em!
(Kyote quickly places his hands on her hips.)
Renashu: (Normal eyes) Isn't this romantic?
Kyote: Uhh, of course… I guess it's… neat. (Nervous) Umm… hey, do you want some punch?
Renashu: Why, yes I do!
Kyote: Well… then go get some 'cause I'm outta here! (Running away) Aaahh!
Renashu: What! He deserted me! (Red eyes) No one deserts me! Grrrrr….
(Renashu goes full demon and destroys the dance, and everyone runs out.)
Renashu: Destroy! Destroy! Grrr… Die dance die!
(The dance is ruined and Renashu worriedly turns back to normal.)
Renashu: Uh-oh… I'm in trouble.
(Back at home…)
Sinshida: (Walking and holding her butt) Ow… Ow… Ow…
Kagome: Oh please. He didn't hurt you that bad.
Sinshida: Yes he did. I can't even sit yet. Ow… Ow… Ow…
(Renashu comes in with a nervous look on her face.)
Inuyasha: What did you do?
Renashu: Do…? I didn't do anything. (Nervous)
Kagome: Hmm… I beg to differ. (Holds up spray can)
(Kagome sprays the truth spray in Renashu's face.)
Renashu: Mmm… I destroyed the dance in my demon rampage! Whoops…
(Inuyasha grabs the belt.)
Inuyasha: (Walking toward her) Your turn.
Renashu: (Nervous) Oh no… Umm, pep tart? (Hands out pep tart.)
(Inuyasha doesn't buy it and makes a smacking sound with the belt.)
Renashu: I'll take that as a "no".
(Outside the dream, Kagome tries to wake Inuyasha up, and he quickly sits up.)
Inuyasha: (Half-awake) I'll blister your ass!
Kagome: (Smack!) Geez! Some greeting! (Storms out angrily)
Inuyasha: (Holding his cheek) But I… Oh forget it. Ow.