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Notes: It's random. It's pointless. It's dorky. It's all-dialogue. ...yeah. Beware. 8D

If you get confused on who's speaking where, feel free to ask.

Takes place sometime during season two, maybe a little after.



By: Daystar-chan

"...you are just like Taichi." "Don't tell him that. He takes pride in it." (Daisuke, Hikari, Takeru, Yamato)


"...you are just like Taichi."

"Don't tell him that. He takes pride in it."

"And what's wrong with being like my brother, Takeru-kun?"

"Nothing, nothing!"

"You're turning red. She's got you whipped already, doesn't she?"


"Taichi-sempai doesn't seem to mind that I'm like him..."

"Well, yeah, but that's Taichi, and Taichi's weird. You can't count his opinion."


"Can I help it I'm honest?"

"You're not honest, you're mean."

"This coming from the kid who decked the Digimon Kaiser."

"And that coming from the guy who used to fight with Taichi on a regular basis."

"I am a bad influence, aren't I?"

"Very. And you're supposed to promote friendship."

"So is Daisuke, but that doesn't stop him from attacking you."

"Ugh. Yamato."

"Ugh. Takeru."

"You two are hopeless."

"It's a sibling thing, you wouldn't -- oh, wait, yes you would."


"Takeru, don't make me hurt you."

"You wouldn't."

"He might."

"No, he wouldn't. He cares too much about Takeru."


"So. You'd end up feeling bad if you did hurt him."

"...I hate it when you're right."

"Join the club."

"It's even worse when she's smug about it."

"Ah, that's just Taichi rubbing off on her."

"Is not!"

"Ooh, hit a nerve there. Hikari doesn't like being told she's like Taichi, eh?"

"Oniisan! Quit picking on Hikari-chan."

"Fine, fine. Ruin my fun."

"Where are you going?"

"Kitchen. I'm hungry."


"...you would follow him."

"What was that?"

"Nothing, Daisuke-kun!"

"He really is like Taichi..."

"That he is, Hikari-chan. That he is."