Crazy Dude #1: So, we're back!

Crazy Dude #2: Maybe this time we went to far.

Crazy Dude #1: Don't we always?

Crazy Dudes #1 and 2: Nah!

burst out laughing

Crazy Dude #2: Now lets go get some ice cream cups.

Crazy Dude #1: I don't think it's a good idea. Our stomachs won't hold.

Crazy Dude #2: Don't worry I got some barf bags.

Crazy Dude #1: And not for the ice cream cups…errrr….I mean story.

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When it's really not worth it.

"Why in the hell did I ever think it would be a good idea?" Miroku exclaimed as he sniffed his ass.

"I told you you'd slip and sit on it. Never ever go shit in the bushes! You'd get distracted." Sango said, wrinkling her nose.

"Well, it's not my fault those two assholes were arguing over the god damn noodles! I was bound to get distracted." He looked dirtily at Inuyasha and Kagome, who at this point had both lost their appetite.

"Whatever. You stink." Every chorused.

"Wait, where did the shikon shard go?" Kagome suddenly exclaimed!

Everyone looked around. "Miroku, your ass is shining!"

The time seemed to freeze, as everyone except the shit-covered monk seemed to fall on the ground laughing. After almost half an hour of amusement, they realized what crap they were in.

"Damn it!" Inuyasha yelled. "We are in deep shit. Literally."

"But how do we get it out of there?" The girls exclaimed at once.

Miroku froze as everyone turned to stare at him. Slowly, with crazed looks in their eyes, they began to advance.

Shrieks and squeals could be heard throughout the forest.

"Hold him!"

"Tie his hands!"

"Make sure you have his arms!"

"Don't let him open the wind tunnel!"

"Guys, please don't so this!"

"Shut up!"

"You brought this on your self!"

"I'll try to go again! I promise I'll retrieve it."

"Oh no, you won't! You're not getting away!"

"Please, anything but this! Don't take off my robes! Guys this is just ambarrasing! Is this really worth it?"

"Yes!" Everyone exclaimed, finally succeeding in pulling down his pants.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Inuyasha screamed as a vile odor surrounded him. It was worse than anything he had every experienced in his life. And he had eaten a lot chili back in the days.

The girls fainted on the spot, overcome with vile fumes with their hands still covering their faces.

Poor Miroku didn't survive either. His eyes began to water at the smell. Yet, extreme relief overcame him, flooding his senses and plunging his mind into foul smelling abyss and darkness.

Inuyasha decided to take a bath before he could do anything else. He carried the girls to safety, but left the smelling Miroku in the field, because not even the foulest of beasts would dare to come near the shitted body of the monk.

The shard would have to wait until Miroku came to his senses and Kagome brought a fire hose from her world.

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Crazy Dude #1: Man, that was some crazy shit.

Crazy Dude #2: and we didn't even use the barf bags!

Crazy Dude #1: Wait, hold that thought!

vomiting is heard in the background.

Crazy Dude #2.: Maybe we did go to far.

Crazy Dude #1 With all the reviews and hat mail we'll get, it was worth it.

Crazy Dude #2: evil laughter

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