A/N: Is there such a thing as half a drabble! Apparently... I usually scrimp to pare down to 100 words but this little tidbit did it in fifty, not counting the title. To fully enjoy, imagine Legolas speaking in a tone of utter, perfect, calculated innocence.

He's At It Again


"Yes, Gimli?"

"You are doing it again."

"Doing what?"

"You are flirting with me."

"I am?"

"'I am?'" Gimli mimicked.

"I am?"

"Legolas. You are."

"How intriguing."

Silence. Then, innocently, "Shall I stop?"

No response. Sweet elven laughter. "You know what you are doing," Gimli

"I do?"