Squall: What are you doing tomorrow Bob…Really, is it my party tomorrow
Rinoa: Who are you talking to?
Squall: Bob…can't you see her
Squall: is it really my party tomorrow
Squall: Ohh yes whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes
Squall faints; Rinoa wakes him up with a fresh bar of soap
Squall: Whoa I was the prettiest girl at the dance…yay
Squall: Look I can make dots (………)
Squall: Shhhhh I'm thinking Yay
Rinoa: You're think since when
Squall: Since Bob showed me how
Rinoa: Last time you went to the doctors, he said you only have the brain power to talk
Squall: What's a doctor?
Rinoa: I don't know why I'm talking to you
Squall: When do I get my box?
Rinoa: Go to bed
Squall: Yay…bed is where I'm a pirate
Squall: What food are we serving?
Rinoa: What do you want?
Squall: We'll serve soap and butter
Squall: Yer and butter
Squall: but, but, but not very nice
Rinoa: I married a soap eating nut
Squall: Yep, Rinoa's clever
Rinoa: They made a game about this nut
Squall: Yer it's called FFVIII yay, and I was drunk all the way through the game yay
Rinoa: Where did you get the booze from?
Squall: a mole gave it to me
Rinoa: explains why you were so smart during the game
Squall: Yep, I was drunk
Rinoa: So what your saying is, when your drunk your smart and when your not, well…..
Squall: Insert brain here!
Squall: Can you get me a brain for my b-day
Rinoa: Maybe…if your good
Squall: Yay I get a heart
Rinoa: What is this wizard of oz?
Squall: It Squall hard life
Rinoa: You have it all good
Rinoa: Damn you
Squall: Is Zell Santa?
Rinoa: Maybe…if your good
Squall: And are you an elf that helps Santa?
Rinoa: What do I look like an elf?
Squall: Well your tall and short and dress up in black
Rinoa: you mean green
Squall: No you shut up!
Rinoa: What…I didn't say anything
Squall: Do I get a box today?
Rinoa: I've told you already
Squall: Do I get a box today
Rinoa: YES OK!
You have won our hourly prize congratulation
Squall: Yay I won the hourly prize
Rinoa: do I really look like an elf
Rinoa: Well you look like a girl
Squall: Yay…….she finally noticed
Rinoa: What a girl!
Squall: Stop fighting in front of Joe
Rinoa: Who's Joe?
Squall: He is!
Squall: Stop is making him cry
Rinoa: Making who cry?
Rinoa: Oh Joe, your imaginary friend
Rinoa: So Joe's not imaginary then
Squall: Of cause no, he's my pet elf
Rinoa: There here
Rinoa: The guests
Squall: Really…I can't remember invite anyone…and on my birthday…..how dare
Rinoa: There your guests
Squall: Oh really…so you try to pin it on me
Knock on the door and the guest enter
Zell: Where's the food
Selphie: Here your present
Selphie: New bottle for you
Rinoa: That good now I can feed him
Selphie: A least you like it
Rinoa: It the thought that count's
Selphie: Guess so
Irvine: Anyway, here's your present
Squall: What is it?
Irvine: A bra
Squall: Cool now I really I'm a girl
Irvine: I'm glad you like it
Squall: Yer I like it Yay a bra
Rinoa: Can I have it?
Squall: Of coarse no!
Zell: Where is the food?
Squall: You tell me
Rinoa: You know where the food is, you put it there
Squall: Really there very interesting
Zell: Yer it is
Rinoa: What interesting about it
Zell: Lots of stuff
Squall: The word where
Squall: Are you Santa?
Zell: Yer you are
Selphie: No she isn't
Squall: Are you?
Squall: Are you Zell?
Zell: I wish
Squall: Really, Rinoa's an elf
Zell: I thought so she looks like an elf
Rinoa: No I don't
Zell: Yer you do
Selphie: No she doesn't
Squall: See Rinoa: Zell even thinks so
Selphie: That's the first time I've heard someone say Zell thinks
Zell: Yer I don't believe it, Zell doesn't think
Squall: Yer what are you on?
Irvine: I'll just stand here
Squall: Are you an elf to Selphie?
Irvine: Where is the food?
Squall: The foods for Bob
Rinoa: So it Bob now, you got a new pet
Squall: No just a new name
Rinoa: Did he get a sex change
Squall: No she's still a girl
Irvine: Can I have some food Bob?
Squall: Bob said no, can I have some food Bob? Bob said yes Squall, Yay
Rinoa: were you just talking to your self
Squall: No I was talking to Squall
Zell: Can I have some food Bob?
Squall: Bob said yes
Zell: No he said No
Squall: Yay, I'll go try my bra on
Zell: Yay I want one
Irvine: I'll get you one for your birthday
Squall: Then I get two
Zell: No then I get three
Squall: Then I get four
Zell: Then I get one thousand and two
Squall: No fair, nobody got me my box
Zell: That no fair I'm leaving
Squall: So everyone get out of Zell's house
Rinoa: It's not his house
Squall: Ok, is it Selphie's?
Squall: Yay another present
Rinoa: Yer another present?
Squall: Ok everyone; get out of my new house
Selphie: But the cake
Squall: You get it when you get to the party
Selphie: But I'm at the party
Squall: Really, get out
Squall chases Selphie, Irvine and Rinoa out of the new house
And to end this chapter I would like to say Squall didn't even get his box.