Anime: Full Metal Alchemist

Pairing: Roy/Edward

Rating: T, though I'm sure it could be lower… Ah well xD

Note: No idea where I got this from xD.

Disclaimer: No ownie.


He had no idea what possessed him to do it, and frankly, he didn't want to know it either. All he knew, was that Edward was standing in front of him, a very pissed off look gracing his young face. It was his own fault! He should've bought a costume—not wearing one was simply inappropriate for Halloween! … Though, apparently, Edward did not share his opinion.

"Mustang," he growled. Roy found it amazing that he hadn't been killed yet and was also quite thankful for it. "Change my clothes back. Right. Now," he said slowly. Roy quirked an eyebrow and looked at the younger alchemist as if he had grown a second head.

"And why would I do that, Edward? Or," he looked the boy in front of him over. "Should I say, Edlynn?" That was enough to drive the blonde over the edge, as he lunged forward, sending both of them to the floor.

"Do it, Colonel Useless!" he yelled, grabbing both of Roy's wrists and holding them against the floor as he straddled said Alchemist's hips. Roy just gave him a smirk, though he secretly was fearing for his life.

Now, Edward had always thought of himself to be a very unlucky guy.

And the following event proved that.

"Yo, Colon—" Havoc entered the office in costume, as did the rest of Roy's staff, but halted when they saw the sight in front of them. Mind you, it would scar them for the rest of their lives.

Roy was lying on the floor in his devil-costume, with a certain blonde right on top of him, panting slightly and wearing a maid's uniform that barely concealed the panties that obviously went with the costume.

Jean's cigarette promptly fell out of his open mouth.

Edward just wanted to die right there and then. He quickly scrambled to his feet, spluttering sentences that didn't make any sense.

Roy decided his day couldn't get any better as he gave an approving look at the younger man's panties from the ground.