Well this is another story, which I don't think anyone on the site has written about yet…its different, but in a good way
Full Summary: All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the 'doctor' gives them?
"The Longest Month Ever"
7:00 P.M. One week after second session
Two couples, not yet married lay on opposite sides of the Uchiha king sized bed, staring at anything other than eachother, trying to desperately think of anything else than the other person on the opposite side of the bed, but both failing to do so. Sakura let out another long sigh.
"Sasuke?" She asked.
"What?" Came an obviously stressed reply.
"Watcha thinkin about?" She asked twirling a strand of her hair.
Sasuke let out a frustrated…was the sound a growl? "You don't wanna know." He answered.
Sakura let out another sigh.
"Why the hell again are we listening to this damn doctor?" Sasuke asked, mostly to himself.
Sakura propped herself up on one elbow. "Because, Tsunade ordered all of us too! And we have to do what the doctor thinks will help us."
Sasuke furrowed his brows. "We don't need help." He said. "Well Dr. Hikaru thinks we do! Who knows, maybe it will help." Sakura said in a positive voice, staring back at the ceiling.
Sasuke snorted at this. "Damn doctor doesn't know what's good, our relationship is fine, and we don't do that so much anyway." Sakura turned her head towards her boyfriend, giving him a 'are you kidding me?' look. Sasuke saw this and tried to ignore it, but failed.
"Okay, so maybe we do. But it never caused any problems before." He answered simply. Sakura sighed, again. This was going to be a long month indeed.
Now you are all probably wondering what that was all about….
One week ago two days ago
"Ne ne, Sakura-chan. Sasuke-teme! You here bout what Tsunade ordered ALL of the couples of Konoha to do?" Naruto asked, slurping up his Ramen. Sakura gave him a smack on the head for being rude.
"Of course we did, but it's so stupid! Why do we all need counseling?" Sakura whined. Sasuke sat there, silent as always but thinking the same question in his head.
"Dunno! Heard it was something about 'Us being able to work better' or somthin like that! I don't have to worry though! Mine and Hinata's relationship is just fine!" Naruto said happily.
"Ne, when's your guys first session?" Naruto asked, already on his third bowl of Ramen.
Sakura let out a sigh before answering. "Three." She said simply.
"Lucky! Mine's at twelve!" Naruto whined.
"Well that's convenient." Sasuke stated simply.
"Cause its that time right now you dumbass!" Sakura said with a roll of her eyes.
"Ah damnit!" Naruto screamed as he stood up and ran out the door. Sakura giggled slightly then turned to her boyfriend. "Ne Sasuke, you know we have to do what the Doctor suggests, it was an order from Tsunade." Sakura stated. Sasuke looked at her from the corner of his eye.
"So, it will probably be something stupid like 'talking about our feelings' or some useless crap like that." Sasuke answered. "Glad you think of it that way." Sakura muttered to herself.
"This is completely pointless." Sasuke muttered, sitting next to Sakura on a simple brown leather sofa, they were both waiting for Dr. Hikaru to arrive.
"Aw don't think about it that way Sasuke! It might be interesting!" Sakura said with a smile. Little did they know that soon they would be hating this certain doctor with all their soul…but that's later. An opening of a door interrupted their little talk as a man with dark brown hair tired back in a neat ponytail walked in. He looked to be about in his mid- forties.
"Good afternoon, my name is Dr. Hikaru." He introduced himself and shook their hands before sitting down.
"Now, let us get straight down to business. Each session will be lasting one hour, three times a week for a month." He stated as if he had memorized the line from saying it so often.
"Now let's start." He paused to push his glasses up the bridge of his slightly crooked nose. "How would you say your relationship is like-"He looked at his paper "Is it, Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha?"
"Er…well, fine I guess." Sakura said uncertainly. She had never been to a counselor before, and talk about getting straight down to business. Dr. Hikaru nodded his head and scribbled something on his piece of paper; Sasuke narrowed his eyes at this.
"What do you think about it Mr. Uchiha?"
"Its fine the way it is." He answered simply.
"And what do you think about that answer Ms. Haruno?" The doctor turned his attention back to the pink haired girl.
"Eh, but…I mean…didn't I just say the same answer?" Sakura asked, now she was really confused.
"Hm…I see…" The doctor mumbled something incoherent and scribble something else on the paper. Sakura tried to look over to see what.
"Um…if you don't mind me asking. But would you mind telling exactly what you're writing down there?" Sakura asked.
"No. Now lets move on to another subject. How's your sex life?"
Sakura choked on her spit while Sasuke let out a sound that sounded a lot like a cough and a choke.
"What!" Sasuke exclaimed. What the hell kind of question was that?
"Um…er…w-what do you mean, doctor?" Sakura choked out.
"Well, is your sex life active? For example." He stated.
"Che. Oh it's active." Sasuke muttered to himself. Earning himself a smack from Sakura.
"Sasuke!" She hissed. The doctor raised an eyebrow.
"How much a week?" He asked again as if it was nothing.
"N-now doctor I think that's a little private don't you think?" Sakura said in a hurried voice, Sasuke was again looking like he was choking.
"It's a professional question, now would you be so kind as to answer." Dr. Hikaru said rather rudely. Sakura pulled on the collar of her shirt nervously.
"W-well…I'd say more than average couples!" Was it just her or was it getting hotter in here.
"This is a stupid question." Sasuke exclaimed.
"Please, just answer the question." Dr. Hikaru stated simply.
"Um…well…every week….a-about…maybe around…t-two times a day." Sakura said nervously while Sasuke smirked, oh yes he seemed very proud of himself.
"Holy crap! Seven days a week!" The doctor suddenly screamed out, causing Sakura and Sasuke to back away quickly. "My god, that about 13 times a week!..Ahem…I mean…that's a lot of times for one couple." He said the last part in a semi calm voice. Sakura and Sasuke…still shocked from the sudden outburst gave him a strange look.
"I don't see anything wrong with it." The Uchiha said simply with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Oh you wouldn't now would you?" Sakura said sarcastically.
"Che. Don't see you ever complaining." Sakura blushed at this as Sasuke smirked.
"Ahem…" The doctor interrupted gaining the attention of the two again. "Now…what kind of sex is this usually? Is it would you say..rough or passionate?"
"WHAT? W-what the hell kind of question is that?" Sakura screamed in a panicked tone.
"Well this is mostly sex therapy, it's a common question." Stated the doctor calmly.
"What in the hell was Tsunade thinking?" Sasuke muttered out loud while Sakura started to sweat next to him.
"Ahem…now what kind would you say?"
"Um…passionate?" Sakura said uncertainly earning a snort from the Uchiha next to her.
"Seriously Sakura? Passionate, as in calm?"
"Ehehe…maybe not so?...Well….I guess I'd have to say…more on the rough side?" Sakura said, obviously embarrassed, while Sasuke smirked to himself even more.
The doctor's eyes once again widened. "How in the hell do you walk woman?" Sasuke and Sakura once again backed away quickly from his outburst. "I mean….is that so?"
"Okay look here mister! Just because we like our se—er…intercourse! That doesn't mean that's all in our relationship!" Sakura said showing more of her inner side now.
"I never said that." The Dr. Hikaru said…was that a hint of fear in his voice?
"What's the big deal?" Sasuke mumbled, he didn't see what was wrong with it, it sure worked out fine with him. It didn't change the fact that he loved Sakura.
"Hm…." The doctor wrote something else on the clipboard. Sasuke closed his eyes; this was starting to get annoying.
"And what the hell do you keep writing on that damn clip board?" Sasuke said in an annoyed tone.
"Important analysis. Now, since we only have about five minutes left I will give you your so called 'homework', which you will have to obey for the entire month, since it seems like your relationship needs more contact, and not meaning physical."
"Hey! We communicate just fine!" Sakura stated.
"As I was saying, your homework for the entire month starting today is to go without any intercourse sessions for the entire month."
"WHAT?" Sakura and surprisingly Sasuke yelled at the same time. And who the hell calls it 'intercourse session'?
"A whole month? You have got to be kidding me!" Sasuke said angrily.
"That's stupid!" Sakura said angrily.
"Guys hit on her all the time! How do you know that she wont crack and go do them?" Sasuke said angrily
"Excuse me! Why would you even think that?" Sakura yelled back, obviously angry. "And what about you! All those girls always throwing themselves at you!"
"Che. Like I'd lower myself that far to go out with one of those sluts."
"Well technically you just called me one!"
"AHEM!" The doctor cleared his throat rather loudly. The two stopped their argument and turned their attention back to the doctor. "Now you see what you two could work on? The talking part."
"NO! This is sexual frustration! THAT'S WHAT!" Sakura yelled hysterically. Then she groaned." It's only going to get worst!"
Sasuke turned his attention from his now wailing girlfriend and back to the doctor.
"Dr. Hikaru, your theory is crap." Sasuke stated calmly. Sakura nodded her head in a agreement.
" I am sorry that you two think that, but what I say must be done. You even have cameras in every room in your house to make sure nothing happens."
"What the hell?" Sasuke said angrily.
"Isn't that illegal?" Sakura said loudly.
"Not if the Hokage says so. Now, I will see you two on Tuesday for your next session." He said as he got up. "I hope this session helped, goodbye." He then left through the door but not before hearing a 'Like hell it did!'. Yep….it was going to be a long month indeed.
Poor Sasuke and Sakura. How will they handle this situation? Will they be able to, er, handle their sexual frustration? REVIEW and you will find out.