Disclaimer: It belongs to JK Rowling. Not me. I'm just playing with her characters. And "Don't Stand So Close to Me" belongs to the Police.

Don't Stand So Close to Me

By Htom Sirveaux

"Don't stand, don't stand so close to me," Ginny snickered beside Hermione, seeing her so tired.

"Shut up, Gin," Hermione groaned back, making sure Harry and Ron were outside of earshot.

"I suppose, sometimes it's not so easy- to be the teacher's pet," Ginny said solemnly, making Hermione want to track down the Police and kill them one by one.

"Gin, honestly, I got so little sleep last night-"

"Okay, I do not need to know that much. I mean, I know he's the object of schoolgirl fantasy-"

"ARGH!" Hermione said, standing up. "I'm never going to let you listen to a Muggle radio again!"

In the instant she stood, she bumped into Professor Snape, who was walking toward the staff table. "Miss Granger, watch your step. And don't stand so close to me."