Imma Kiwi Bird: Hello, and welcome to my story, 'You and Me and the Devil Makes Three'. This is a Naruto and Harry Potter crossover story. In this story, some Naruto characters will enter the HP world.

Also, I am going to tell you right now that some of the Naruto characters will fall in love with some of the HP characters, and vice versa. It will take awhile to happen, but it will happen.

And, like most crossovers, this is AU. Got it? Good.

Disclaimer: I don't own the HP or Naruto characters. Kishimoto Misashi and JK Rowling do.

Key for Text: "Words." This is in Japanese.

"Words." This is normal speaking.

"Words." This is thinking.

You and Me and the Devil Makes Three


"So... our task is to simply watch over a boy, his friends, and this castle?" The familiar cocky voice of Uzumaki Naruto rang out as he plopped down onto a chair. He was in the Hokage's, Tsunade, office, being briefed on a mission that was to come.

He was with his two teammates, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. The three were all 15 years of age, and more than ready and capable for such a mission. But, apparently, Tsunade thought otherwise.

Three other teams were going to be sent with them. They happened to be the rest of the rookie nine and Gai's team. Yes; Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Neji, Tenten, and Rock Lee were going to be accompanying them on their mission.

The other teams had already been briefed on the mission, and were currently waiting at the memorial stone. Soon, Naruto and his team would meet there as well. That was where their employer would meet them, speak, and the take them to 'Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry'.

When Naruto had heard it was a magic school, he had almost laughed out loud. Magic was fake. All magic was is waving a stick around, saying 'magic words', and then expecting something to happen. And nothing would happen.

Tsunade gave a simple nod. So, his team sighed in unison and stood. The three Jounin grabbed their suitcases, preformed hand seals, and then disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Tsunade gave weak smile as soon as the three were gone. Albus Dumbledore was trustworthy. He was wise. He was everything most people strived to be. Truthfully, Tsunade would trust the old man with her life.

"Well, Dumbledore-san... take care of them..."

Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura soon arrived at the memorial stone. All around, their fellow Jounin; and ANBU, in Shikamaru and Neji's case; were either sitting or standing. Though it was apparent that all of them were bored senseless.

Once there, Naruto decided to go around and say hi to everybody. Sakura joined up with Ino; they were now on friendly terms, since they both had miraculously gotten over Sasuke. Sasuke just sat on the ground, with his suitcase. He wasn't social, as most know.

Before some actual weird chatter could come, a literally appeared. Not how a ninja appears, with smoke. He kind of just popped there, and with a 'POP'ing noise, as well.

He was dressed in some long, silky, purple robes that trailed behind him as he stepped forward. He had shining blue eyes that were still remarkably blue, considering his age. He had wispy white hair what fell down his back, and was kept in a very loose band that was near the end of his hair. He also had a beard, a long one. The beard itself touched the floor.

And, he had half-moon spectacles perched on the tip of his slightly crooked nose.

"Well, hello, Jounin and ANBU of Konoha," The man spoke in perfect Japanese. This actually surprised all of the ninja. They all hadn't expected for this clearly English man to speak in their tongue.

As they were the highest ranked, and had been chosen by Tsunade the Godaime to speak with this man, Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru stepped forward, bowing. Again as a surprise, the man bowed as well.

"I suppose you two are Nara Shikamaru and Hyuuga Neji, two of Konoha's finest ANBU?" The man asked. The two nodded.

"Well, then. I am Albus Dumbledore, and I am your current employer,"