Hello there...this is another fic where crazy stuff happen enjoy.! Rated T for mild language...

ON TO THE STORY

" Okay everyone here?" Asked Nami who was checking for everyone's presence.

They were about to leave the current island they were on and she wanted to cheek everyone was on the ship to part.

" I think marimo isn't here yet Nami-Swan." said Sanji looking around.

She sighed and leaned on Merry's head, " Damn Zoro...hurry up."

Sure enough he came back with something in his hands that was covered with a green blanket.

Whatever it was it must have been very fragile,because his pace was slow and careful.

Some of the crew cocked an eyebrow as Zoro came near with whatever it was he was carrying.

Zoro looked calm and walked towards the far side of the ship.

Luffy looked at him curiously, " Eh Zoro what do have there?"

Zoro looked down at what he was carrying, " Oh this...it's something."

Luffy's eyes went wide, " Oh coool something...what something is it?"

" It's something cool."

" Whoa can I see." he asked.

" Uh no...sorry Luf."

Luffy pointed at Zoro, "As your captain I order you to show me."

" You can't do that." said Zoro raising his eyebrows.

" Watch me...Sanji get it." he said.

Sanji shrugged and walked towards Zoro, " Oi marimo give it to me."

Zoro held it tightly and shook his head, " Hell no."

Nami pounded Sanji in the head, " Sanji I don't want fights stop it."

Sanji went into heart mode, " Aye Nami-Swan."

Luffy argued still with Zoro later in the afternoon who was now determined to find out what if was.

Zoro walked towards his room while Chopper, Ussop, and Luffy watched him outside.

" What do you think he's doing in there?" asked Luffy.

Ussop scratched his cheek, " I dunno, but he always goes in every hour."

Chopper looked at Luffy, " Do you think he brought a gift Luffy?"

"A gift?" replied Luffy.

" It's possible..." said Ussop, "But I think Zoro brought something alive...som...AHHHHHH."

Chooper and Luffy looked startled at Ussop, " W-what is it?"

" I know...I finally figured out what Zoro brought." said Ussop alert.

" WHAT!WHAT!WHAT DID HE BRING."

" He brought..."

YES YES! HE BROUGHT...

" A baby." said Ussop as Luffy and Chooper fell down at the answer.

" What that's stupid." Said Chooper.

"Yeah besides Zoro is gay." said Luffy.

"He is?" asked Chooper.

"Yeah I think he is...do you remember when Ussop made a fortune cookie..it says he was gay.

"Really?"

" Yeah it said..ZORO IS GAY...food never lies."assured Luffy.

Just then Zoro came out with his front side shirt all wet.

He left towards his usual spot and sleept.

Ussop whispered near his friends," See he did bring a baby...and I guess it threw up on him."

THE NEXT DAY...

Zoro had gone inside his room and Luffy and Ussop where leaning near the door.

" Didi you hear anything yet?" Asked Ussop.

" No nothing."he said.

Suddenly two pair of hands started to tickle both of the boys ribs.

They fell down laughing and looked at Robin who was sitting down on her usual chair.

" What are you two doing?" she asked putting her book that she was reading down.

" Zoro has a baby in his room," blurted our Luffy.

" Oh really?" said Robin smiling politely.

" You have to believe us...it's the truth." said Ussop.

" I'm sorry Mr. Long Nose but...you aren't exactly the kind who tell the truth."

" Words hurt Robin." he said gloomily.

" What did the others say about this." asked Robin resting her head on the recline chair.

" Nobody believed us..." admitted Luffy, " But I know it...he has a baby in there.

Robin smiled, " Im sorry Captain, but I don't think-

DAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU EAT ANYTHING!

Robin,Ussop,and Luffy looked at the door where the voice of Zoro was heard.

Robin sat up while Luffy and Ussop looked at each other with a smile.

There was a moment of silence until Zoro spoke again.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU IN THAT ISLAND!

Luffy and Ussop walked around Robin who was in her chair.

"Told you so...told you so...told you so..." they sang.

Robin closed her eyes relaxing, " I don't hear any baby cries."

Luffy's jaw dropped open, " w-w come on you know he has a baby in there and I'm going to-

OH GOD NO...YOUR NOT MOVING WHY AREN'T YOU MOVING DAMMIT!

DON'T YOU DIE ON ME JARREY DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

Luffy, Ussop, ran inside Zoro's room be shocked.

Right in front of them was not a baby,but a small parrot in his hands.

" Come on say something," Asked Zoro.

" Errrg...your a dick...your a dick." said the parrot.

" Ah your alive," he said putting him on his cage.

" Don't scare me like that."he said sighing.

He turned to see Luffy and Ussop with their jaws open.

" What?"

" YOU BROUGHT A PARROT WITH YOU?"

" None of your business...none of your business errrg," said the parrot.

" COOL." said Luffy and Ussop walking towards the parrot.

Robin came in and looked at Luffy, "See captain...no baby."

Zoro raised his eyebrows, " W-what baby's? What are you talking about?"

The parrot looked at Robin and said something that amused everyone,but her.

" Errrg weird nose bitch...weird nose bitch."

" SO COOL."Replied Luffy.

Unfortunately that was the last words of Jarrey,because two mysterious arms grabbed the poor parrot's neck.

CLUTCH!

" NO JARREY!"said Zoro and Luffy looking at the dismantled birds neck.

Ussop pointed at Robin angrily, " Animal abuse...I saw animal abuse."

" I didn't to that." said Robin innocent walking towards her chair.

Zoro's lower lip trembled, " I never even taught it to call Nami wench."

" I didn't get to play with him." said Luffy.

Zoro looked at Luffy, " It's a she Luffy."

" A she?."

"Then why did you give it a boy's name?"asked Luffy.

" I dunno I thought I could make it seem like a guy." he said walking out of his room with Luffy.

"You like doing that...you like making things pretend not be something you like." he asked.

Zoro looked down.

" Zoro...are you gay?" asked Luffy.

...I don't know.

"Are you?"

" I don't know either."

" You know what pisses me off." said Zoro.

"What?"

"I hate the fact that the author of this story is not here right now and her sister is messing this up...I hope he doesn't' get angry when he comes back from his job to find out there is a story where we are making out with his name under author."

" He won't mind he's a stupid idiot...he's a guy you know...guys are stupid." said Luffy.

Zoro threw himself on Luffy, " Let us make out passionately front of everyone."

" Okay."

"Wait we need someone...OI shitty cook."