Young Uzumaki Naruto walked into the dorm school. Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji followed behind him, talking about how cool this year was going to be. (Okay, well, Chouji was wondering if the lunches were gonna rock and Shikamaru was wondering if it was going to be troublesome… But Kiba's big mouth makes up for the 3 of them! xDDD) Naruto wasn't really listening, but wondering if this school was going to be as cool as he thought.

Oh, yeah, this was no ordinary school. But, NINJA DORM SCHOOL! Your average middle school dorms, except with a twist. The school was a battlefield as much as it was a learning building.

The boys wondered why Naruto was being so quiet until they heard a sudden "ALRIGHT!" Naruto turned to Kiba and Shikamaru. "This school year is gonna rock!"

"Yeah!" Kiba said, high-fiving Naruto.

"How troublesome…" Shikamaru said, sighing.

They talked on and on, Kiba and Naruto, with Chouji and Shikamaru chiming in every now and then.

Naruto froze. On the rail of the stairway sat a boy. A really beautiful one, too. He was surrounded by girls, yet he seemed interested in none of them.

"Naruto?" Kiba called, waving a hand in front of his face.

"Oh…yeah?" he asked, eyes still on the beautiful boy.

"Staring at Sakura-chan?" Kiba asked, laughing.

"Who?" Naruto asked, looking back at Kiba.

"The pink-haired girl you were eyeing at." Kiba responded, laughing.

"Oh…" Naruto said, turning his direction back to the beautiful boy, now noticing the pink haired girl in front of him.

"Poor Sasuke… Must be troublesome." Shikamaru said, sighing.

"Are you kidding!" Chouji yelped, mouth full of chips.

"Sasuke-kun… Huh?" Naruto said, slowly turning back to Kiba, only to see Kiba in the same condition.

Naruto followed Kiba's eyes to see a shy girl standing behind the creepy boy that looked almost exactly like the shy girl in the facial area. The shy girl's eyes met up with Naruto's gaze, as she yelped and looked back down, tomato red.

"Hinata-sama, don't get in the way of your sensei's lesson unless he or she asks you to, okay?" the boy that looked like… erm, Hinata… said, turning to face her with an unpleasant look on his face. "If you have any trouble with anybody, report them to me and they'll be dead in a second, okay?"

"Neji-nii-san!" Hinata yelped, shaking her head.

"Well, alright. Good luck, and if you get Iruka-sensei, thank the gods." Neji said, walking to his classroom.

Hinata looked around, nervously.

"Looks like her name's Hinata." Naruto told Kiba, as Kiba jumped back to reality. He ran up to her, Akamaru, his dog, trying not to fall out of his jacket.

"Hey there, my name's Inuzuka Kiba! This is my first year in middle school! I think it's gonna be great! All my friends are here, too, and I think I'm talking too much!" he said, smiling like crazy to Hinata. She gasped at the sight of him right in front of her. She wasn't good at talking to strangers. She was also surprised by the way he greeted her; he was straight to the point, no hesitation.

"H-Hyuuga Hinata." she introduced, bowing her head a bit. She gave him a small smile, as Naruto, Shikamaru, and Chouji ran after him, Chouji running a bit slower than the others.

"Sorry about him, he's like a dog." Naruto apologized, laughing at Kiba's insanity when it came to this girl.

"He's very troublesome, eh?" Shikamaru replied, as Chouji finally reached them. (XD Dang, he's slow!)

Hinata blinked. "Heh…" she said, blushing by how many boys came over at once, even if it wasn't to her, exactly.

"Oh, sorry, we're being rude, right? I'm Uzumaki Naruto, this is Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Chouji is the guy eating." Naruto introduced.

'Naruto and Kiba, huh?' Neji eavesdropped. 'I'll get them later, I guess.' Neji said, finally actually entering the classroom.

"So, what classes do you have?" Kiba asked, impatiently.

"Oh, um, cha-chakra and jut-jutsu class is m-my fir-first. And then scrolls…" Hinata replied, blushing at how energetic these boys were. Especially Naruto and Kiba.

Naruto turned his direction back to Sasuke, after a conversation with Shika and Cho. Only to see Sasuke glaring at him. Naruto went wide-eyed, and then glared back. Sasuke rolled his eyes, and then turned his attention back to the girls gushing over him.

Sasuke sighed, obviously unhappily. If these girls loved him so much, why couldn't they see they were bugging him?

"Hey Naruto, you have chakra and jutsu class first, too, right?" Kiba asked, snapping Naruto into reality and snapping Naruto's face into his.

"Ow!" they said in unison, rubbing their noses. They laughed, as Naruto responded. "Yeah, why?"

"Good! Then we all have chakra and jutsu class together!" Kiba shouted, happily, as Akamaru howled, happily.

"Did I ju-just hear a ho-howl?" Hinata asked, looking over Kiba's shoulder. Kiba turned around to face her.

"Yup! Meet Akamaru." Kiba yelped, happily, as Akamaru poked his head out of Kiba's jacket.

"Kawaii…" Hinata said, as Akamaru jumped out of Kiba's jacket onto her shirt. "Ahh!" she shouted, falling back.

"Oh, you okay!" Kiba asked, extending a hand to Hinata.

"Yes, it's my fault for being so shaky, though…" Hinata replied, as Akamaru jumped off of her, and grabbed Kiba's hand. Kiba pulled her up as Akamaru pawed at her leg.

"Sorry… He gets excited when he sees pretty girls." Kiba apologized, smiling. Hinata turned red again, and looked down, embarrased.

"C'mon or we'll be late!" Chouji said, pulling out another bag of chips.

"Yup!" Kiba said, putting Akamaru in his jacket, jogging after Naruto and Shikamaru, but then noticed Hinata was still in the embarrased state. 'She's so kawaii…' Kiba thought, smirking. "C'mon, Hinata-chan!"

"Huh! Oh, s-sorry!" Hinata said, now even more embarrased. She caught up with Kiba, as crowds of people started rushing through the hall to get to class. "U-um… Kiba-kun…" Hinata said, as she felt someone grab her hand.

"C'mon, now, don't get lost!" Kiba said, smiling back at her, and then turning his head back to Naruto, following his every step. They finally got to the class, to see the teacher assigning seats to the other boys and girls.

The sensei turned his attention to Hinata and the boys. "Iruka-sensei!" Naruto shouted, happily.

"Nice to see you again, Naruto-kun. You're seated next to Sakura-chan." Iruka pointed to where Sakura was sitting, as Naruto smiled a small smile.

"Alright!" Naruto faked enthusiasm, though it sounded realistic. He walked up to Sakura and sat by her as she looked at him, annoyed.

"I have to sit by the class clown! What a bother!" Sakura said to no one in particular, as her inner self shouted 'BUT AT LEAST I GET TO SIT NEXT TO SASUKE-KUN! OH YEAH!'

Naruto leaned over and noticed Sasuke… Sitting right next to Sakura! He secretly smiled at the fact he would be sitting next to Sasuke. Naruto then looked back down at Kiba and the others, curiously.

"Kiba-kun and Hinata-chan, you'll be sitting by Shino-kun," Iruka said, pointing to the quiet… yet, horrifyingly scarey, boy in the back row. Naruto turned around to see the scarey boy, then chuckled to himself.

'Those three seem to be nothing alike…' Naruto thought, still chuckling.

"What's so funny, dobe!" Sakura asked angrily to Naruto.

"Sakura-chan. You didn't have to call me a dobe for laughing." Naruto responded, with the smile still plastered on his face.

Sakura looked at him, stunned. This boy… he was something.

"And I was laughing at my friend; he has to sit by two people nothing like him, or each other, for that matter." Naruto said, now anxious to see where Chouji and Shikamaru would be sitting.

"Chouji-kun and Shikamaru-kun, you'll be seated by Ino-chan." Iruka said.

"The blonde one, right?" Shikamaru asked. "She seems troublesome…" he sighed, as he and Chouji walked up the steps to sit by the 'blonde, troublesome girl'. (XDDD! What a great nickname for Ino!)

"Whaaaaat? Couldn't you at least seat me by cute boys!" Ino asked, unhappy with the arrangement here.

"Told you she was troublesome." Shikamaru mummbled to Chouji, sitting inbetween them.

"Mm-hmm." Chouji replied, stuffing more chips in his mouth. (God, I'm being so mean to Shika and Cho! I hate me! .T.T.!)

Sakura turned around to face Ino, and stuck out her tongue. Ino gasped, and then stuck out her tongue. They both withdrew their tongues and glared at each other.

"Ino-pig!" Sakura hissed.

"Forehead-girl!" Ino replied.

"What! Really!" a boy seated in front of Sakura exclaimed, "accidentally" elbowing her into Ino. (I think Sasuke paid that guy to push Naruto into him xDDD!)

And I think you know what happened next. Yup. The "accidental" kiss. (Why must I be so cruel! xDDD)

"BLECH! GODDAMMIT! MY FIRST KISS STOLEN FROM INO-PIG!" Sakura shouted, glaring at Ino.

"SAKURAAAAA! SASUKE-KUN WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY FIRST KISS YOU LOSER!" Ino replied, her hands covering her neck, as she stuck out her tongue as if it was poisonous.

"So-sorry…" the boy said, sweatdropping. But, they ignored her and kept on arguing.

The whole day went on, the kids hearing stuff they had been taught since they were five. Except for a new jutsu they all learned. But aside from that, nothing exciting happened.

Until everyone found their dorm mates.

The girls

"INO-PIG! THEY MADE ME ROOM UP WITH INO-PIG!"

"FOREHEAD-GIRL! THIS IS GONNA SUCK!"

"U-um, hi, you-you're Tenten, right?"

"Oh, hey shy girl! You're Neji-kun's sister, right?" Tenten asked, excitedly looking at Hinata.

"U-um, yes, ki-kind of." Hinata replied, as Tenten gasped in delight and pulled Hinata onto her bed.

"Neji-kun's so cool! Sometimes I think he's the coolest guy on earth-"

"ARE YOU KIDDING! SASUKE WAAAAY OUTRANKS HIM!"

"FOREHEAD-GIRL'S RIGHT FOR ONCE!"

"-Other times, I think he's as stubborn as a mule!" Tenten whispered to Hinata, giggling.

"Ye-yes, he is stu-stubborn…" Hinata smiled at Tenten. She seemed nice.

"Oh, no one wants to talk to me, huh? Why was I roomed with total drama queens, again?" a blonde girl said, fanning herself. (I can't help but give her a fan xDDD…)

"Temari-san, be nice, they're new-bies!" Tenten replied, scoffing at her dorm pal.

The guys

"Naruto-kun!"

"Hey Kiba-kun!"

"Troublesome, as always…"

"Munch. Munch."

(xDDD Need I go on!)

"Lee-san, look. Our new roommates."

"Neji-san, they're full of youth! THE POWER OF YOUTH!" (insert eye-roll here xDDD)

Neji approached the new-bies, unhappily glancing at Naruto and Kiba. He recognized their voices right away.

"You smell familiar…" Kiba told him, as his eyes opened widely. He then grinned, and stuck out a hand. "You're Neji-kun, right? I'm Kiba. Don't mind me if I start to talk a lot, because that's only because it's one of the only hobbies I have. Besides playing with Akamaru, of course."

Neji blankly stared at Kiba's hand, and then at Kiba. So he acted like this towards everyone.

Neji wasn't there to see Kiba's face when Kiba was around Hinata! So… Muahahahahaha! Now, about Naruto… -maniac laugh- And so this chapter ends. O.o;;… That was fast. It only took… 12 hours! HOLY SHITAKI MUSHROOMS! .. This makes me sad 'cause it proves I'm a worthless bum… -cute anime tears- No, I'm kidding. It took like… 5 days or something. xDDDD.

Sissy: You're not worthless! Coughyes-you-arecough…

Chris: That's not nice, Sissy. –smiles evilly- (my god, what's he planning!)

Mckeithan: But it's true!

Me: I hate you all… AND I FORGOT DISCLAIMER!

Will: quote If Care owned Naruto… Let's just say… Sakura wouldn't be in the best condition. unquote

Matt: But, she has to be there. She's my fav. character!

All but Matt: SHUT UP, YA BUM!

Will: See you next time on Jepor- This isn't a game show… Oh, sorry. See you next time on quizi- this isn't a quizilla thing, either? Okay. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON