One Piece: The 4kids Way!

I haven't seen any fics bashing the 4kids dub yet. Well, I'm not too sure since I'm too lazy to actually look through them all. This fiction bashes the 4kids dub! For all you people, who have never seen the subbed and un-raped version, start downloading the subbed anime, because there's a lot that your missing out on…

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters here, I just make fun of them. Both Oda and 4kids own their respective stuff. I just imagine it and type it.

Prologue – Let's Begin!

It was a normal day for the Strawhat pirates. Zoro was doing his normal insane workout that involved lifting the weight of 20 sumo wrestlers. Sanji was cooking and kicking the crap out of Luffy who was watching and drooling through the kitchen window. Usopp was inventing more crap that blew up every 3 minutes. Chopper spent his time alternating from being the toy of everyone and inventing medicines. Robin was reading a big book as usual. That left one more person…

Nami, the navigator, was screaming out her lungs as usual. "Guys! Could you pay more attention and stop playing! This is the Grand Line! We don't know what could happen!" Everyone ignored her…except for the cook, who stuck his head out the door and proclaimed "Let's play the game of love together, Nami-Swan!" The cook who could kick the crap out of anyone suddenly got punched in the face and was floored in one hit. Luffy took the advantage to sneak in and stuff lots of meat in his mouth ignoring what just happened. If there was food, he didn't care. "Yo Nami! Why are you so angry? Come eat some meat!" He also got pummeled. Apparently, nobody was to mess with Nami right now. She made Usopp swallow his own mixture, which made him burst in flames. Chopper ran away and "hid" behind a rather conveniently placed crate. Zoro got punched and dropped his weights on his foot. "GAHHHHH! What's your problem, woman?" Nami turned to him and said, "It's you guys! You guys are so lazy and" She blabbered on for a while. The crew looked at each other; they had seen her this pissed off only rarely, it was strange for her to be this pissed just about the crew being lazy as usual. That's when the usually silent historian started speaking. "Miss Navigator, If the weathers been this steady for so long, does that mean we are approaching an island?"

All thoughts of anger suddenly disappeared from Nami. There was no one on the ship who could beat Robin and everybody was always careful with her. Except for Sanji, who apparently didn't care if she was the former top assassin in Baroque Works or if she had a 79 million beli bounty on her since she was a kid. As long as she had huge breasts or a cute face, he would fall for her.

"Ehhh…" said Nami. She hadn't noticed, being too busy beating the crap out of one of the strongest pirate crews. "Since you're the Navigator, shouldn't you be watching this stuff?" said Zoro, who knew he would regret it. Seconds later, he had a huge bump on his head. "Island? Cool! Let's go get some meat!" said Luffy. The captain's brain was practically made of meat. "But we aren't near any island… and the log isn't showing any signs of changing route…" said Nami. "Oh Come on… Nothings going to happen" said Usopp. That's when they fell into a whirlpool.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed most of the crew. Sanji tried to hold Nami or Robin's hand and Luffy smiled with an idiotic grin and Zoro was still sleeping…

Chapter One – Welcome to 4kids One Piece!

Luffy woke up with a start. The last thing he remembered was falling down and hitting something hard. "Hey everybody? Huh? Where's everyone?" the captain looked around dumbfounded "Oh well, they'll find me. Now let's find some meat!" then the captain was off in a new universe…

To be Continued!

This is to introduce my idea… I will update in a few hours, this is just to introduce my story. Please review! I'm kind of a new writer here and I want to improve myself! This is my first One Piece fic, even though I am a HUGE fan of One Piece, Obviously not of the dub… Well anyway be back in a few hours!