Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but I had a dream... about Sonny Moore

2 long Years Later

All was silent in The Village Hidden in the Leaves aka Konoha. After all it was only 5 o'clock in the fucking morning on a God damn Saturday in the middle of Freakin July but who cares.

Anyways Quiet all was quiet.


"SASUKE UCHIHA!" sounded out through the whole Uchiha Estate.

Oh but of coruse how could we forget our "sweet little" blonde haired brightest blue eyes ninja Naruto.

Kakashi poofed right into his student... (well ex-student... I mean Sasuke is 20... cause today is his birthday... but whatever...) Sasuke Uchiha bed room to find the angered Kyuubi vessel.

"He not here?"Kakashi questioned. Naruto shook his head. "Where could he be!"Naruto yelled.

Kakashi sweatdropped.

"That's knd of answers itself... don't you think?"Kakashi questioned.

Naruto shook his head.

"Pregnant female?"Kakashi said.

"No."Naruto stated.

"loves Sasuke?"Kakashi said.

"No."Naruto said.

"Temper?'Kakashi said.

"No."Naruto mumbled.

"You have known her for years?"Kakashi growled.

"No."Naruto claimed. I mean he should have... he's not that stupid.

Then there was silence.



Naruto's eyes widened and Kakashi smiled.

"Sasuke-teme is cheating on Sakura with Ino! Oh my God."Naruto yelled.

"No Naruto tha-"Kakashi was cut by Naruto poofing off.

"Oh no!"Kakashi stated.

Kakashi poofed.



The black haired onyx eyed prodigy laying in Sakura Haruno's bed jolted up when he heard his name yelled.

He wiped the sleep from his eyes.

"Oh shit!"he mumbled looking at the time.


"Sasuke-kun what's wrong?"the pink-haired women said groggily sitting up.

Having alittle trouble being five months pregnant.

Sasuke showed Sakura the time.

"Oh sh-"Sasuke covered her mouth.

"Hey Hey Hey no cursing."he mumbled.

"But.. just... oh forget it."Sakura said huffing and then crossing her arms.

Sasuke looked at her. He smirked.

"So immature."he mumbled.

Sakura growled.

"What did you say?"Sakura growled.

"Hn."Sasuke said.

Sakura tackled him.

In the end, Sakura was straddled underneath Sasuke with her wrist caught above her head in one of Sasuke's while he nuzzled her neck.

That's when Naruto poofed in.

"SAKURA-CHAN SAKURA-CHAN SAKU-"Naruto shut up once he noticed the couple's position.

Then Kakashi poofed in.

"Sorry ab- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what's going on here?"Kakashi said in a sly voice.

"S-S-S-Sakura-san!"they heard a timid voice say the door opening.

Everyone looked at the bedroom door to see Hinata walk in with some bags.

As soon as she noticed the couple she dropped all the bags and turned around.

"S-S-Sorry Sak-k-k-kura-s-s-san S-S-S-Sasuke-k-k-k-kun I inter-r-r-rup-pted"Hinata stuttered out.

Sasuke looked down to see Sakura's naked body and Sakura look up to see Sasuke's bear chest.

They both immediatly hid under the covers.

"Get out or you'll see my naked body!"Sakura yelled.

Hinata was already ou t the room.

"KATON! GOKAKYUU NO JUTSU" was heard through out the Haruno Residence.

"That's what you deserve Naruto."Tenten said giggling as Hinata bandaged a burnt Naruto and a burnt Kakashi.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."Naruto yelled. Soon a blushing Sasuke and Sakura were standing in the living dressed.

Neji,Shikamaru,Naruto and Kakashi pulled Sasuke out the house.

While Tenten,Temari,Hinata and Ino pulled Sakura into her room.

They kissed and Sasuke whispered"See at the Wedding".

Finally. I can't believe the groom seen the bride the day of the wedding.

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HA HA HA HA Bye Bye. Have a nice day.