Disclaimer: Gensomaden Saiyuki belongs to Kazuya Minekura and some other people, none of whom are me.
Author's Note: It's crap. I know. And it's not shounen-ai unless you want it to be. I don't want it to be.
Story? What story?
Taking drabble to a whole new level:
"Blonde with an 'e' is feminine, dumbass."
"As are you."
"I'm not the one who seriously contemplates marrying Hakkai."
"Only because you can't stand that he's prettier than you."