Disclaimer: It may come as a surprise to you all, but I do not own Naruto or any part of it. I know, I was shocked when I learned about it too.
A/N: This is my first FanFic, and it's my first Lemon, so shut up all ye flamers. And it won't be a lemon until later.
A lone silhouette was standing on the edge of the cliff, pink hair blowing in the wind. The sun glinted off of her jade-green eyes as she looked at the forest eighty feet below her.
"Sakura-chan!" came a shout from behind her, "Sakura-chan! You'll never guess what! We're on a mission together! Isn't that gre… WAH!"
Haruno Sakura turned around just in time to see the form of Uzumaki Naruto barrel into her, sending them both tumbling over the edge of the cliff, sliding and crashing all the way down the cliff's face.
"Naruto?" Sakura said, opening her eyes just a bit, "Naruto-kun, are you okay?"
Her eyes opened wide as she saw how far they had fallen. She looked around, trying to find Naruto. She suddenly felt a muffled sound coming from between her thighs.
"Naruto… WHAT THE HELL!" She screamed, as she realized that Naruto's head was practically in her crotch, his body trapped, back down, under hers. She jumped up and off of Naruto, landing a few feet away. "What the HELL do you think you were doing!" Her face was bright red from embarrassment.
"I-I-I'm sorry Sakura-sama! It was an accident!" His face was just as red.
" You pervert! Jiraiya-sensei was a terrible influence on you!" She said, cocking her hand back.
By now, Naruto had staggered back up, his hands waving out in front of him. "Sakura-chan, I swear, it was completely accidental!"
"Pervert!" Sakura yelled, slapping him with all her might, sending him through two trees, and landing in a river.
"AAAAAAAGGGHH" Naruto spluttered, coming up for air, "Sa(cough) Saku(hack)ra-chan... (wheeze)!"
"Oh Naruto! I'm sorry! I keep forgetting about that!" came Sakura's voice from behind the trees, filled with concern. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah." Naruto replied, still coughing, as he swam towards shore. For some reason his mouth hurt. "I'm okay."
"Oh, well, that's good." Sakura's voice came from above him.
Naruto looked up. Sakura was there, kneeling, holding out a hand to help him out; the warm smile on her face emanating relief. Naruto grinned back, his mouth hurting even worse. She pulled him out of the water and onto dry land; he was laying face down in the bank-dirt.
Naruto grinned back up at Sakura, his mouth throbbing now. He felt a warm trickle dribbling down his chin.
"Naruto, you're bleeding!" Sakura exclaimed. It was then that Naruto realized his jaw was broken.
Later that night, Sakura was able to fix Naruto's jaw (with much whining and crying on his part), and had also been able to get a fire started. They sat around the fire, contemplating what to do.
They sat there for a moment, staring into the flames.
"Tomorrow, we could try to chakra-climb the cliff." Said Naruto, throwing out an idea.
" No, that wouldn't work. The cliff wall is too loose, you would end up just sticking a bunch of rocks and sand to the bottom of your shoes." Sakura replied, shooting it down. She threw a rock into the fire.
"Oh…" Naruto said dejectedly, his only good idea being wasted. One of his other ideas was to create a jetpack out of bark, pinecones, and sand to get back up there. Or maybe perhaps building a time machine to send themselves back in time to prevent themselves from falling… but that wouldn't work. They didn't have any coconuts with them.
" We shouldn't have to worry though, right? I mean, you said we had a mission, and if we don't show up, they'll send someone looking for us, right Naruto?"
"Ummm… well… actually the mission was in a week, and we were supposed to be getting prepared for a trip to Sunagakure, and after that, we were going to escort an ambassador from there to Kirigakure." Naruto sat there for a second before continuing, "it was either that, or working as tour guides…"
"What!" Sakura screamed in horror, " You mean were stuck here for a whole week!" the mere thought of that, alone with Naruto, no shampoo or soap, nothing to bathe with, very little to eat for one week, just sent a shiver up her spine.
" Not entirely, Sakura, we could look for an escape in the meantime."
"Oh… hadn't thought of that…"
"You know what?"
"We should set up a tent, or lean-to, or something," Naruto said, looking up at the sky, it was looking really cloudy, more than half the stars covered by them. "I think it's about to ra…" He was about to say "rain", right when an enormous downpour came down upon them, soaking them both and putting out their fire.
" Under the trees! Quick!" Came Sakura's voice from somewhere across from him. He couldn't see past the curtain of rain. He walked forward trying to find Sakura. He tripped on a log, doing a face-plant in the mud.
"Ugh!" Naruto muttered, spitting mud everywhere.
"Naruto! Get over here! You'll catch hypothermia from the cold!"
Now that he noticed it, the rain was rather cold. He got up, staggered forward, and felt a hand grab his wrist.
"What the…" he said, just as he was pulled forward. He tripped again, and landed on something soft. He reached up to get a better grip to pull himself. His hands latched on, and he pulled a little, realizing how soft whatever he had landed on really was.
He heard a squeal of surprise, and a sharp intake of breath. His face faulted, fear entering his heart.
"NARUTO! YOU PERVERT!"
A/N: How'd you like it? Please R&R. I would really enjoy it please.
P.S: Please post, no flaming please. Constructive criticism I'll accept, but, please, don't flame. Listen to the LAM0RZ N00B.