Codename: Kids Next Door

Operation: NUMBER 999

Writing & Storyboard Operative: Mr. Ethan

I do not own KND in any way

Chapter 3: Speed Dial

Number 999. The smartest, fastest, strongest and basically best agent to ever grace the KND, had one every single medal the KND had to offer, on numerous occasions, numerous times, and had more medals than the entire "Top 10" combined, who had completed more successful missions than anyone in the KND ever, the only teenager ever allowed to stay in the KND network, was running errands with his mom.

"What do you think of tacos tonight, honey?" his mom said in a momish voice.

"I don't care. If its food I'll eat it, you know that." said Number 999, in a deep but bored tone.

Number 999 was wondering why he had to be here when his KND com unit went off.

"Uh…mom, I have to go to the bathroom, if I'm not out by the time you leave, go ahead and leave without me, ok?" said 999, running towards the bathroom.

"Ok, honey, no problem." said his mother, completely oblivious to what her son had just said.

999 went into the bathroom and ran into one of the stalls. Luckily there was no one in the bathroom except for him so he wouldn't be seen. Number 999 sat down on the toilet and popped open the toilet paper dispenser. Inside the dispenser was (guess what) toilet paper and an odd assortment of buttons. 999 pressed these buttons in a seemingly random order in rapid succession. Once he had done so, the entire stall completely sealed itself shut, the roof opened up, and the stall shot towards the KND moon base. No one in the supermarket even noticed the small craft rocket out of the roof.

Meanwhile, in the KND moon base, things were not looking good for the KND.

The teens and adults had already been in the Archive for at least an hour, maybe more. Everyone waiting outside the Archive doors knew that if the adults and teens weren't stopped soon, the KND biggest and blackest secrets would be out in the open, and that could very well mean the end of the KND as they knew it.

"Sir, I have an unscheduled flight from sector A34.5, coming in fast. Should I destroy it sir?" said the sub officer in the bridge of the moon base to the Command Officer.

"No, are you kidding? Do you know who is in that pod, soldier? That is number 999 himself. If you were to shoot at that pod, I would personally eject you into space with no vacuum gear. Do you understand me? You send out an escort to guide him in, just in case the adults have any plans for him. NOW!" yelled the Command Officer, turning back to the main monitor.

"Yes, sir." said the sub officer, keying in commands to his station. "Command Bridge to flight deck, do you copy?"

"Yes, sir, we copy. What can we do for you, sir?" said the Flight Commander in the flight deck.

"I need you to gather an escort for a craft that is coming into the station. In case your wondering why we want you to escort an unscheduled flight, it has Number 999 in it, so I suggest you get out there NOW!"

"No problem, sir, I'll go escort him personally along with 5 of my best men." said the Flight Commander, running to the equipment room to get his evac suit.

Once all of the fighters were ready they were sent out into space to bring Number 999's craft in.

"Sir, I have been ordered to escort you to the moon base. Is that all right?" said the Flight Commander into his radio.

"No problem, I always enjoy having company, even if it is an escort." said number 999, not entirely focused on the Flight Commander.

After about a minute and a half, the ships docked into the moon base. All the pilots exited their craft and gathered around number 999's pod.

"Can you believe it? THE number 999. The real number 999. Right here. The only teen allowed n the KND ever. WOW. This is pretty amazing." said one of the pilots to his partner.

Number 999's door opened with a hiss and number 999 stepped onto the fight deck.

"Welcome, sir, it is a pleasure to meet you." said the pilot.

"Yes, well, I heard there was an emergency, so I came, 'preciate the escort. Now what seems to be the problem?" said number 999, dusting off his shirt.

"well, sir, I'm not really authorized to say. I was ordered to bring you to the number 436 so that he can brief you on what's happened." said the Flight Commander, leading the way out of the flight deck.

Number 999 was lead through the moon base until he reached the first door to the Archive. There he was met by number 436, the only remaining member of the "Top 10".

"Well, number 999, haven't seen you in forever. You haven't changed any. Still see that your about 6' 3", about 180, blonde etc. etc. etc." said number 436, looking up at the agent towering over him.

"Sir, I heard there was an emergency." said 999, disregarding 436's previous comments.

"Ah, always the same. Right to business with you. All right, well here's the skinny…………………………….And that's about all we know." said 436, completing his briefing.

"Ok, so you want me to go in there, not get kidnapped like everyone else, and see what the adults are up to, and stop them, right?" said 999.

"Yup, that's about it. Well, good luck to you. I'll be right behind you, well, sort of." said 436 opening the door for 999.

999 walked through the doors to the Archive, the entire time trying to figure out how in the world the adults had gotten into the Archive without anyone noticing until 237 had. O well, he had a job to do, and he was going to do it.

999 walked through the last door completely focused and ready for almost anything. He continued to walk down the aisle to the main Archive and didn't encounter any teens or adults. once he got close to the main area of the Archive, he peeked around the corner and saw the same exact thing that 474 had.

Number 999 stepped out from behind the shelf and started to walk towards the teens and adults gathered in the center of the room.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the legendary and astonishingly famous number 999. I thought they might send you, but I wasn't sure, so I brought some friends to help out. Speaking of, could you all please take of this disturbance." said a mysterious voice from the shadows somewhere.

All of the teens and adults turned towards 999 and started forward. The Linemen took point and started to charge. As the adults started for him, 999 couldn't help but smirk.