Cat flap

Sakura and Ino arrived outside Sasuke's house, panting as they had just raced each other there.

"I got here first, so Sasuke's mine large forehead!"

"No way! He's mine, there's no way he'd like you anyway Ino-pig!"

Ino was about to retort, when a shout distracted her.

"Ah fuck, it hurts Sasuke"

The two momentarily forgot their rivalry, as they looked at each other, confused.

"Oh pipe down Naruto."

When the two girls heard Naruto groan, they pushed the door, surprised that it was unlocked when it opened. They crept into the hallway, where they could clearly hear both boys grunting and groaning. The noise appeared to be coming from the kitchen, to which the door was shut and locked.

"Push harder Sasuke!"

"I'm trying!"

Not wanting to interrupt what they thought was happening, the girls stood in the hallway, unsure whether to be angry with Naruto or not.

Sasuke grunted.

"If anyone finds us like this…"

"Its your fault dobe."

"I only wanted ramen, not THIS!"

"Well you've got it, now stop complaining."

"Come on Sasuke, you've got more than that, HARDER!"

"I'm trying, but the holes too small! So shut the hell up!"

"Well sorry, but this is killing my ass!"

"I'm telling you, this giant wont fit!"

"Its not that big!

"You wanna bet?

Sakura glanced at Ino, who looked just as annoyed as she was with Naruto, for taking their precious Sasuke.

"I'm going to have to put my hands here."

"Don't you dare Sasuke."

"It's the only way this is going to work!"

"Fine."

Sakura was unable to take anymore, and kicked open the door. But it was not the sight she had imagined that greeted her.

Sasuke had his hands firmly on Naruto's butt, and was using all his strength to push the blonde outside, through the cat flap, which Naruto had managed to get himself stuck in. grasped in Naruto's hands, was a pot of instant ramen.

"Harder Sasuke!"