Tales from the Third Music Room

Title: "Taboo, Perhaps, Milord?"

Series: Ouran High School Host Club

Genre: Humor

Word Count: 163

Characters: General Host Club

Pairings: None, or one-sided HaruhixTamaki…but aren't they all?

Rating: PG

Spoilers: None.

Taboo, Perhaps, Milord?

Haruhi was wearing one of his frilly dresses…perhaps it was the best birthday present anyone had every given Tamaki (and he did indeed launch into this matter in a long speech not intended for a drabble).

…Little did the errant King know that this act was spurred by a promise to reduce her debt and a thinly veiled reference to fatty tuna…

But Kyouya knew that such an act would be worth enough to his friend to make up for the small decrease in the club's profit margins.

…Indeed, the stream of blood pouring from his nose was proof of this.

The twins picked up on this immediately, that look glinting in their eyes.

"How unsightly, milord."

"Such desiring of your daughter is a taboo, perhaps, milord?"

They wagged their fingers in perfect synchronization at him.

Despite the temptation of continuing to zealously admire Haruhi wearing a lacy, white sundress, Tamaki did not come out of the corner for a very long time.

A/N: This is the first piece I ever wrote for Ouran…but it was too short to post on its own, so I've decided to do a collection of drabbles. Also, because I want to see what people come up with, I suppose I will take requests for drabbles for a while. However, please not that I usually don't write slash…unless you have an awesome idea. Thanks for reading!