Gaara The Human Eating Panda
AN: Just to let you all know, im changing the raiting of my story to RR (Random Retardedness). Please enjoy.
"Where is the 'I Can't Believe its not Butter'?" Naruto asked, despritly trying to get his poor hand, and the key free.
"What the hell are you going to do with that?" Gaara growled, annoyed with the sceen before him. Why did this, of all things, have to happen to him? WHY? All he wanted to do was spend some time with his kunoichi. Yeah sure, tieing her to a chair wasn't the best choice for 'hanging out'. But, he was a guy, what did he know about shairing his feelings?
"Well," Naruto started, climing on Gaara's gourd to get more comfortable. "I was planning on greasing up your gourd and slipping my hand through. Wasn't that obvious?" God, all Naruto wanted was some rammen. It wasn't like it was the last carten of ramen! (If it was it would be like Choji and the last potato chip.)
"You will do no such thing! Lets just make it easier, on the both of us, (mainly me) and cut off your hand!" Gaara offered sugestivly.
Back in the room, Kankuro was no where to be found. Temari and Sakura sat in their chairs, silently watching Sasuke. Mostly because they had nothing better to do.
Sakura looked around the room, searching for anything that could cut through the sand holding her in place. Why wouldn't Sasuke help her? Oh yeah, he was having to much fun annoying the shit out of her. Where was her all mighty spork when she needed it? Sasuke had been pointing his finger at her, wispering 'I'm not touching you' for what seemed to be forever, it was driving her up a flippin' wall!
Sasuke seemed to be brave enough to stick his finger near Sakura's mouth. But soon neglected the idea when Sakura almost bit his finger off. It took ages to finally get her mouth pride open. His poor finger was now pink and puffy. He might just have to get a rabies shot. No, seriously she was like a rabid dog. A scary rabid dog!
"Chill Sakura, I was just kidding."
"Sasuke, its not in you to kid!" Sakura then got a huge burst of energy, and broke through the sand that was holding her. She then jumped on Sasuke, punching him in the head. Throwing him out the window. He landed on a tree branch, on one of the trees outside the window. Sakura nor Temari saw the squirrels now surrounding Sasuke. The Squirrels dragged the unconscious Sasuke back to where ever the hell they came from. Making him join their all mighty squirrely army!
Sakura untied Temari. She stretched and rubbed her wrists. "Thanks."
We have to stick together. We are in a house stuck with perverted guys who like to tie us up!" Temari warned.
"We have to run. But first..." Sakura had an evil smile plastered on her face. "I want to see Gaara's room!"
"No. He will kill you!" Fear was written all over her face.
"Your a chicken. I can handle him!" Sakura puffed out her chest, trying to look big and bad.
The two girls when their separate way, one looking for Kankuro, the other looking for Gaara's room.
Sakura tiptoed down the hallway. Using her secret ninja skills, so as not to be noticed. She stayed near the wall, hands at her sides. Looking like a secret agent. As the thought accured to her, a song started playing in the background.
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and take away your name.
(Oh man, we should change the words up a bit shouldn't we?)
Secret ninja girl, secret ninja girl
They've given you a number and taken away your name.
'What the hell? Where did the music come from.' Oh well, she would just have to live with it. Now if she could just find Gaara's room. Hmm, she opened a door on the left, nope. It was just a bathroom. She snook down the hall, opened a door on the right. Darkness met her eyes. Why did this room scream Gaara? Sakura moved her hand around to search for a light switch. As the lights came on, she was greeted with a room decorated in all black. Yup, Gaara's room. So why did she come here exactly? Oh yeah, blackmail!
Sakura looked around, didn't see anything at all that could be used for blackmail. Poo. But she did see something. What was it? Oh, the hat. The one that she ha given him earlier that day. It was laying on his bed. She picked it up, and placed it on her head.
Everything in the room was black, but one thing was standing out, in bright pink colors. A pair of pink boxers with red hearts on them. They had been hanging over the desk lamp that was on his dresser next to the bed. 'I guess that answers my boxers or briefs question.' She laughed, laughed so hard she had tears in her eyes. But stopped when she hear someone walking down the hall. "Oh shit!"
She spun around in a circle looking for somewhere to hide. But where? In the closet? Behind the drapes? No that was stupid. Plus, she had no idea what could be in that closet. What if there was a dead body in there? No way in hell was she going in there. Under the bed. Good idea. She dashed under his bed, just in time.
Gaara walked into his room, with Naruto on his back...
AN:Ah yeah, cliff hanger...please review.