Description: Jayne's thoughts on a certain girl who can kill with her brain. The other version of Song for Jayne

Dedication: To anyone named Jayne

Disclaimer: Originally this was Song 4 Trica (Princes and Frogs) by Superchick; which, along with Firefly, I do not own.

Song for River

You hate me is what you say

And I understand how you feel that way

All girls dream of a fairy tale

But what you give was like a used car sales

Man trying to conceal what's wrong

Behind a scowl and a gun

And I'm not saying boys are not like that

But I think you should know

That sometime I will grow


All guns start as bullets, all gentlemen as Reavers

Just wait till it's plain to see

What we're going to be

'Cause some bullets will still be bullets

Some Reavers will still be Reavers

But some boys can become men

Just kiss me till then!