They think we're gay!
A/N: I got this idea from Carlos Mencia, the coolest Beaner in the WORLD! I don't own Final Fantasy or Reno and Rude. If I did own Reno, He would be my husband.
Elena passed by Reno's office, doing a double take. She saw Reno and Rude together, eating lunch. Yes, normal. But wasn't normal was the way Rude was staring at Reno with lustful eyes. He smiled as Reno dug into his meatball sub. Elena watched, disgusted, as Rude wiped some sauce off Reno's face and licked it off his finger with a lustful gaze. She ran into the bathroom to throw up.
Rufus two hours later was walking around the Turk's offices, as he did once in a while. But some grunting stopped him in his tracks. He was in front of Rude's office.
"Uhhh, Harder, HARDER!" He heard Reno scream. He listened as Rude grunted.
"I-I can't get it in. Its too tight." Rude said. "Try harder, I have it open." Reno said. Rude and Reno both grunted. "Oh god yes, it's in." Reno said. Rufus had enough of this and headed to Elena's office.
"Elena, did you just hear that?" He demanded. Elena looked up. "What? Oh yea, Reno and Rude are gay with each other, sir. They haven't told us but we all know." Elena said. Rufus sat down. "I never thought they could look at a penis without throwing up." He said. Their conversation was cut off by Reno and Rude coming in. They both looked disheveled and were wearing shorts and t-shirts.
"Boss, we'll be back in a few days, yo. We're going into the mountains to go fishing." Reno said Rude nodded in agreement. Elena looked up at them. "You're not going up there to fish, are you?" She asked. Rude and Reno looked shocked. "Rude how did she find out?" Reno said, shaking. "Clam down honey, maybe she just guessed." Rude said. "No! You just don't understand Elena. You just don't! Come on Rude, we don't need this." Reno said, walking away.
Elena and Rufus sat there, shocked as Rude ran after his partner.
Three hours later………
"Rude want a shot of Vodka or Captain Morgan?" Reno asked as Rude finished setting up the tent. Rude thought on this for a while. "Captain Morgan" He answered. Reno smiled as he gave Rude his shot. They turned up the Spanish music louder. "Man, this is great. A whole week to ourselves, here in the mountains, with more booze than we can handle. And you know the best part?" Reno asked. Rude sat down next to Reno. "What?"
"There's no way Elena or anyone will come cause they think We're gay." Reno said, getting up to dance. Rude laughed. "Yea, the sound effects while we were getting the tent in the bag were priceless." He said. Reno stopped his Mexican hat dance. "Yea but was the whole wiping sauce from my chin part necessary?" He asked.