Okay…just so you guys know, this is NOT a full chapter, as in, nobody will be kicked off, and nothing will happen.
All this is, is one more chance for you to place a vote, so we can make our final two. Hopefull, it'll make you laugh, too.
There is, however, this cool dialogue thingy, (so we don't violate the ToS) featuring:
Sirius—Superhunk, and the bachelor.
Liza (LB), Jade (JF), and Michelle(M)—The final three girls.
The Host guy (FH)—Possible homosexual. Has out gay-ed everyone I've ever met
Jessica (JC)—me, padfootandme4ever, the most brilliant author ever who never updates, self insert!Sue, whatever you want to call me.
JC: Hi, everyone…erm, sorry for not updating in so long.
FH: Welcome to our super special special!
JC: looks at host it's going to be FABULOUS!
FH: Don't patronize me, bitch.
SB: So, we're just here to give you one more chance to vote for the final two!
JC: Yeah, it's really close. I want you guys to be sure of who you're voting off, here.
JF: Yes, so here are the votes so far:
JC: So, it's über close.
FH: Nobody says "über" anymore.
JC: Don't patronize me, bitch.
All the girls (and maybe FH) swoon a little because that was the most adorable thing they'd ever heard.
JC: So…um…that's it. And if you have an idea for the next chapter, let me know, because none of my ideas so far have worked out. At all.
FH: I have an idea!
SB: Does it involve sparkles?
JC: So, any idea that doesn't involve sparkles…
FH: opens mouth
JC: …or parachute pants…
FH: closes mouth again
JC: is welcome! Please, just let me know. And don't be too upset at the nonexistentness of the next update, because I'm definitely working on it. It's almost here, I promise!
LB: And, if she's lying, there's this nifty lamp right here that looks great for whacking people…
JC: OKAY! Go on, and vote your hearts out…
SB: waves adios
Everyone swoons again.