Summary: Harry's thoughts about Cho after the Madame Puddifoot's fiasco of a date, set to the tune of NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me."

Disclaimer: The characters belong to J.K. Rowling and the original song belongs to NSYNC. The parody lyrics are all I claim credit for.

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"It's Not Gonna Be Me"

(To the tune of NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me")

(Harry):

It's not gonna be me
Ooh, yeah

I know you've been hurt, Cho
It's clear to see
It was sad to see Cedric go, oh oh
I wondered when you kissed me
Just why you started crying
No, please don't cry
Just tell me why

Every little thing I do
Doesn't seem enough for you
Are you gonna lose it again?
Please don't talk about Cedric
Baby, when you finally
Move on and love somebody
Guess what?
It's not gonna be me

I've got no choice, Cho
I've got to get going, you know
I've got to meet Hermione
But you're just too blind to see
That in the end she'll be with Ronald Weasley
Due to hints anvil-sized
But you just continue to cry

And every little thing I do
Just doesn't seem enough for you
Cho, please don't lose it again
Don't start talking about Cedric
Baby, when you finally
Move on and love somebody
Guess what?
It's not gonna be me

I suppose it won't be me
Oh, no

There will come a day
When your friend will snitch
You'll see
That my friend Hermione
Is a really brilliant witch

All I tried to do
Was not enough for you
You went and lost it
Started talking about Cedric
When finally, finally
You get to love
Guess what, guess what

Every little thing I do
Doesn't seem enough for you
Cho, please don't lose it again
Don't start talking about Cedric
Baby, when you finally
Move on and love somebody
Guess what?
It's not gonna be me

Every little thing I do
Doesn't seem enough for you
Cho, please don't lose it again
Don't start talking about Cedric
Baby, when you finally
Move on and love somebody
Guess what?
It's not gonna be me

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