Title: Stealing Hearts
Author: kawaii-kirei "KK"
Rating: T or PG-13 for yaoi
Pairing: SasuNaru, NaruSasu

Dedication: to lucky-chan, who stole my heart, but I got it back! X3

Disclaimer: Naruto and all of its characters does not and never will belong to me.

Author's Notes: I was in the mood for nonsense, childish, SasuNaru fluff, so what? XD I had fun with this. Even though the ending was uberly sappy, but hey, I like it. Hope you guys like it, too!

Stealing Hearts

Naruto was paranoid.

Really, really paranoid.

For the past four fours, he's been roaming around the village looking for the thief who stole something precious from him. It was already 10 PM, but he wasn't going to give up easily. Not when that thief was running loose with his precious, precious thing. Why would the thief want it anyway? It's not like it'll do him any good, or help him whatsoever.

Naruto scowled, running to the end of the street and looking left to right frantically, before jumping up to one roof, then hopping to another, head still moving side to side in panic. Where was that blasted thief! Surely, he wouldn't have left the village. Of course not!

But Naruto had already circled the village three times, and there was still no sign of that cursed man.

He paused; panic once again creeping up to him. What if the thief gets away? What if he'll never get it back? What'll he do?

He moaned morosely, plopping down on the roof in exhaustion. The stars above were twinkling merrily, and Naruto cursed them for being so cheerful. What was so joyful about this day, anyway? He just had his most precious possession stolen from him!

Naruto pouted, "Damn it! When I get my hands on him, I'll... I'll --"

"You'll what?"

Naruto's eyes widened, and he scrambled up hastily, looking at the new visitor and double-taking. Yup, there was no doubt about it. "YOU!" He hissed. "WHERE-IS-IT? SASUKE, YOU THIEF!"

Sasuke smiled innocently, taking a few steps forward so that their faces were merely inches apart. "Where is what?"

Naruto's cheeks turned scarlet at the close proximity, but he refused to back down. "It! You know, it!"

"I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about." The other chimed cheerfully, leaning forward.

"Sasuke, you bastard! Give it back!" The blonde hissed, painfully aware of Sasuke's hot breath on his lips.

"I told you, I don't know what you're talking about. Be more specific, Naruto." He smirked, his voice merely a sultry whisper. The stars still continued to twinkle merrily, as if they knew something was to happen.

"It! Damnit, Sasuke, it! You stole it!" Naruto squeaked, cheeks burning, "You stole my heart!"

And that was all Sasuke needed to hear as he leaned forward, crushing their lips together harshly and swallowing what remained of Naruto's protests. Their lips moved against each other, tongues darting out to taste the insides of each other's mouth. Naruto broke away, gasping and face crimson, but he barely had a second to breathe before his lips was taken again. Forcefully and harshly, yet he found out that he couldn't find it within him to complain.

With a smirk, Sasuke pulled back, giving the underside of Naruto's upper lip one last, long, slow lick.

"I didn't steal your heart, Naruto. You gave it to me."

Maybe the stars did have a reason to be joyful.

Ignoring the blonde's bashful squeaks, he leaned in once more for another kiss.

"If you want, I'll give you mine, too."

- owari -