Quick note- original version had all the proper email addy trappings, but ate them
Communiqué
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Reminder
The Secretary of Defence is scheduled to meet us in the conference room at 1900 hours. Please have the reports ready for presentation.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Reminder
Got it
P.S- for the last time, do something with your addy before I do! It's soooooo boring!
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Reminder
It is perfectly functional as it is. Leave it alone.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Reminder
That a threat?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Reminder
Yes.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Reminder
Okies
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From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Fair Warning
Blades is here. If you want to keep him, please remove him. Air Raid has a mace.
From: Hotspot (lthotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Fair Warning
Copy that. ETA two minutes
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From: anonymous
To: All addresses
Subject: Red Alert's going hunting!
Contraband raid 2pm! Hide!
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From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: All addresses excluding kaboomtrannet
Subject: Priority Alert
Wheeljack has nitroglycerine. Projected blast radius- second, third and fourth decks, starboard side.
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From: Perceptor (perceptortrannet)
To: Bluestreak (blubottrannet)
Subject: Cat
Remove it.
From: Bluestreak (blubottrannet)
To: Perceptor (perceptortrannet)
Subject: Re Cat
Okay I'm on my way now I've just got to finish inventory in the armoury 'cause Ironhide told me to get it done before whoever it is arrives from the government but I really don't get why the inventory has to be finished before then it's not like he's going to be looking through here anyway at least I think it's a he the person that's coming anyway I'll
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From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: or else
I'm gonna pop the question to Carly tonight. One word and I'll make sure neither of you show your faces for a month.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re or else
Oh yeah?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re or else
Yeah
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re or else
Oh yeah?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re or else
One word- Bambi
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From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Security Breach
Someone has hacked into my personal files and transmitted data to every single occupant of the Ark! I demand greater security measures! If anyone can just waltz on in and access my personal data, then just imagine what else could be stolen and sent to the Decepticons! It's intolerable! How I am expected to do my job when not even basic security is attend
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From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Re Security Breach
I will look into it immediately
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Warning
Please refrain from hacking into Red Alert's personal files, or at least don't leave any traces behind. It upsets him.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Warning
Ok. Next time he won't notice a thing ; )
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject?
You got it?
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re ?
Yup. Let's do this.
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From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Trailbreaker (bignblacktrannet)
Subject: Coming?
Local ranger gave me the go-ahead, you still want to come?
From: Trailbreaker (bignblacktrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Coming?
Do you have to ask?
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject: I need a favour
You got any nitro left? I need to scare someone.
From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re I need a favour
…are they red and yellow?
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject: Re Re I need a favour
Yup
From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re I need a favour
Be right there.
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Run