Kiba's Mom

"Kiba... is that your dad?" Shino asked, pointing to a person with a giant wolf by it's side.

"What? That's my mom..."

Shino and Hinata stopped and stared at him.

"Y-your mom... l-looks like-"

"A beautiful woman!" Hinata finished in a rush, covering Shino's mouth.

Kiba looked back at his two teammates like they were insane.


"Oh, nothing!" Hinata replied hastily. Shino just moaned.

"Well, gotta go, you guys! Ja!"

With that, Kiba was off. Hinata and Shino just stared after him, then went to the village square to call a ninja meeting with their friends and companions.

"So... what do you think it is...?" Shino whispered at the meeting. Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Shino, Naruto, Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee, Neji, and Tenten were all at the meeting.

"I-I don't know..." Ino whispered back in astonishment. "I-... I always thought it was a man... I mean... it's always so masculine... and... and buff!"

"Kiba-kun said... it was his mom, though..."Hinata said astonishedly.

"I suppose it is... it does have a chest after all..."

"Mmhmm..." They all agreed. It did have boobs... but... it was WAY too ugly to be a woman! But... too pretty to be a man. (Like Deidara!)

"Well... why don't we ask it?" Naruto brought up.

"That'd be so insulting!" Ino, Sakura, and Tenten shouted at the same time.

"Oh yeah... we're just going to go up to it and say 'hello. are you a man or a woman?'..."


"Well, there's really no other way..." Shikamaru concluded. They all nodded and stood up.

Soon, they were all at the Inuzuka household. They knocked on the door and Kiba answered.


"We need to speak to that thing you call your legal guardian..." Shino grunted. Kiba blinked. What were they talking about?

"Uh... okay...? MOM!" He shouted and out came...


"There it is!" Sakura whispered. Everyone gasped.

"He just called it mom! Does that mean it's a woman?"

"I don't know! Oh! Come on! We've gotta ask it!"

So, they pushed Shikamaru to the front.

"Um..." The pineapple head inquired. "This may be troublesome, but... we've all been wondering... wha-what are you?"

'It' looked at them.


"Are you... a... man... or a... a woman?"

Everyone leaned in.

The answer was absolutely necessary. All of Konoha would soon know the mystery. What was it?

"I'm... Kiba's mom..." She said and closed the door.

Everyone stared at the door for a second.

"D-Does that mean it's a woman...?"

A/N: Haha... weird little oneshot my sister (Sora no Hairo Yuki) and I thought up. So, I decided to write it. Here you go! Review please! X3 P.S. NO OFFENSE TO KIBA'S MOM! I TRULEY THINK SHE'S... er... DECENT! (cough cough) Sorry if this offended anyone... cuz I luff Kiba-kun... X3
Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto series... or Kiba's mom...