Description: This is The Son's complaints. Originally this was Make a man out of you from Mulan.

Dedication: To anyone who reads this and reviews

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Make a Son out of you

"Let's get down to business, to defeat the Atrox. Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met. But you can bet before we're through…Samuel, I'll make a man, out of you." Kyle complained as the other Sons lounged around after a run in with Regulators.

"I'm never gonna catch my breath." Berto wheezed.

"Say goodbye to those that knew me." Samuel slouched.

"Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym." Kyle face-palmed

"This guy's got 'em scared to death." Berto scoffed at how terrified his roommates were of fighting again so soon.

"I hope they don't see right through me." Kyle mumbled

"Now, I really wish that I knew how to do magic." Samuel wished.

"Be a man." Berto ordered him.

"We must be swift as a coursing river!" Obie ordered.

"Be a man." Berto ordered him.

"With all the strength of a great typhoon." Samuel put in.

"Be a man." Berto ordered again.

"With all the strength of a raging fire." Obie shot out

"It's as mysterious, as the dark side of the moon." Kyle suggested. "Time is reaching toward us, 'till the Atrox arrives."

"Heed my every order and you might be free." Obie put in as if he was ordering an army from his own time.

"You boys are unsuited for the rage of war." Kyle was fed up. "So pack up, go home, we're through."

Man, how could I make a man, out of you?" Berto scoffed. "Just be a man."

They're voices now were overlapping:

"We must be swift as a coursing river!" Obie ordered.

"Be a man." Berto ordered him.

"With all the strength of a great typhoon." Samuel put in.

"Be a man." Berto ordered again.

"With all the strength of a raging fire." Obie shot out

"It's as mysterious, as the dark side of the moon." Kyle suggested.

"Be a man." Berto ordered him.

"We must be swift as a coursing river!" Obie ordered.

"Be a man." Berto ordered him.

"With all the strength of a great typhoon." Samuel put in.

"Be a man." Berto ordered again.

"With all the strength of a raging fire." Obie shot out

"This is as mysterious, as the dark side of the moon." Kyle suggested.